Last Night-A True Story

I woke up in the dead of the night

and was chased by 100 vampires

they not only wanted my blood

but also to rule my empire

I took refuge in a castle

didn’t know was infested with ghosts

turned out they were looking for

something yummy to go with their toast

I jumped from the castle

taking help of a pole

but as was my luck

I was now in the territory of ghouls

what a night  I thought

and called for help

but the werewolves came running

hearing my cries of yelp

I didn’t care where I was going

just ran as fast as I could

but as was the fate

there were living dead in these woods

and now my legs were not moving

at all due to fear

no this night couldn’t get any worse

I knew my death was near

as all of them approached me

I tried this one last trick

I told them I hope eating me

would not make them sick

I told them hundred things that

could have scared anyone with a little brain

but I guess when you are this dead

you are not scared of cramps,vomit and pain

I even  told them my dad

was a politician

and how eating me

would distort their vision

I kept adding things to make me look

the worst supper ever

boy no one ever told me these

dead things were so clever

and then I realised I was

carrying two swords

so I took them out and declared

war with whoever steps forward

I started swishing swords and

and geared up for a long fight

I told them there was no way

I was going to die tonight

and I would have lived

had the cannibals stayed away

that night I ended up in roasts,curries

pies and souffle’s

but dying didn’t hurt me

as much as what happened next

its when I  ended up “oh look how she died”

in someones facebook pics and texts

some said Aaaw so sweet, so cute

and way to go girl, enjoy being dead

and do you know how many liked that status!!

more than 300