October News Blues

As soon as October hit the town so did a Horrible terrible news. Someone was told by someone, who got this news from someone who was told by this someone that  3rd of October was going to be the scariest spookiest night

That was all that was said on the first of this month, some one tweeted, some re-tweeted, some blogged. some re-blogged and soon it became bigger than what was said in the beginning…..

By morning of 3rd October of it was end of the world news,

3oo demons who were aliens who were zombies

with venom of pit viper were going to attack the town

But Julien was angry not scared that day

she had just spent so much on her wedding gown!!

some took all that they could and hid under their bed,

some took refuge in their wine cellar and drank whole night.

( it was their tribute to their collection )

some drove as fast as they could to get out of the town and reach someplace safe, but landed up in jail for a night

( it is the safest place on earth, ask the Politicians)

some hid in the grave yard ( brilliant,

cos none of the 300 evil venom spewing monsters would have ever looked there)

some decided to stay in their cars, some on the roofs, some in the tree house

and some just ran and ran and ran till they could run no more (and broke all the world records)

Then there was this rock band which was not popular at all, they played their music on the street’s whole night

(The idea was to get famous like the musicians of Titanic)

This must be the reason why the town was spared that night, said someone later (some one is jealous of the band )

And then there was little Kipkomp who painted his mom’s favourite sheet black and wrapped around him to become invisible

(I am sure his mom got a bad heart burn that night

but it was last day on earth kind of situation so she kept mum)

3oo demons who were aliens who were zombies

with venom of pit viper were going to attack the town

some tried keeping calm and helping others

But the brave spent the night with cuss, fuss and frown

Everyone prayed and asked god to spare their lives in exchange for all the good they had done or thought and wished the scary things attacked someone else, like the politician they didn’t like  or the one who knew their secret or someone who they thought was not worthy of life at all.

[Angels were busy shredding wishes like these that night]

Anyways so nothing happened that night and morning of 4th everyone found out, it was all just a rumour. People made fun of each other and claimed they knew all about  it from the very beginning and were playing along to see how far others would go.

3oo demons who were aliens who were zombies

with venom of pit viper were going to attack the town

Jim was just pretending to be scared

But Mr X , oh he is such a clown!

So next day when the entire town was busy with doing nothing good, our Little Kipkomp was trembling with fear, for him the rumour had become truth and a scary thing was coming for her favourite sheet which was now painted black. He was praying with all he had for at least one alien attack.

( Please God help,how many times does a kid ask you for an alien or a monster attack

if you help me today I  promise I will listen to mom and not draw  on the walls)

Help!!!!

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I am so glad it turned out to be a rumour and everyone is safe .

BTW did you hear what they are saying about 6th of this month…All the spirits evil and bad…..

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