Horn OK Please, cos Honking is fun!

Today is HONK COS YOU ARE COOL DAY. If you are someone who is in love with their car ( or truck or whatever) horns, who loves to keep honking no matter what the situation is, this is the day for you.

HOW TO CELEBRATE THIS DAY?

Go out honk your town in pain red, get your vehicle fitted with the latest loudest Air horn this world has ever heard of, but don’t just stop there, honk like there is no tomorrow or existence of the entire human race depends on how loud you can be on roads. In short be a -

HONKIS BONKIS HONKA DONKA HONKING ZUDE

[Zude = Dude + Cooler + Zappier

Zappier= Happier + yo]

   Of course there are people who will think you are a menace, but what do they know and do we really give a damn what others think ! And to those people who think you are a stupid, biggest jerk ever seen on roads and keep wondering who the hell gave you a drivers license, I will say only this and as I say, know that there  is some air quote happening  around- “whoa”

I have collected some Sayings, News paper headlines and Excerpts from T.V shows which say it loud and clear that ‘I HONK THEREFORE I AM’

There is an old saying in Webdings-

All those who honk like maniacs on loose will be dumped in hell and made to eat rotten cabbage four times a day. (Although the connection between rotten cabbage and punishing honking maniacs is not known but the ill effects of eating rotten cabbage most definitely are.)

Now some honk related news that made it to the headlines in all the leading news papers this year

Those who see dead people can also see people who honk like crazy - Times

Those who see only good and positive and meditate to elevate say that the more you honk, closer you get to the awesome seats in heaven.- The Times

(This I believe is true, has to be, why else would someone honk when the signal is red, or on a deserted road or even in a basement car parking! Think about it, who are these people honking at in the basement parking ! unless their car is an alien communicating with its species dressed up as other vehicles, in that case Your highness kindly excuse my ignorance.)

From the food shows, quotes of some celebrity chefs-

.”….And while we are at praising or criticising honking( depending on which side popular people are) there are some cocktails like Honk Honk,Honka doo, Honky Donky etc which are truly incredible and should be banned.. “- Ataa Maajhi Satakli

“….then there is Honk Tikka masala and Honk In Rice which no one should eat till one knows Honk  is a vegetable or meat and in case of later what kind of meat is being used…you %%$##&** shit you  garbage ^%#@ you are a fish piss- Gordon Ramsey

 

Your City Guide published the following in their April 2013 booklet-

“..and while we are at this topic of honking and related stuff I want to request people who dream, sing and dance honk, not to spit or urinate in open till we are sure how much of information makes it’s way to your brains.”

Well have to admit, never expected so much hooplahoo about honking in News papers and T.V shows but as I always say-

” someone is going to talk about it, much sooner than you expected”  ( this one day will be the most used quote)

 

Oh and I wrote this incredibly amazing rocking song on Honking which will make you a proud Honker.

                              I have named  it ‘Flaunt your Honk’

Honk your way to work ( why do you work again?)

Honk your way to home ( no need but hey you gotta sleep)

Honk in a parking lot ( why not cars are people too!)

Honk if you are driving all alone ( like that ever happens …ha)

òó

HonkHonk cos you own this world

HonkHonk cos you are such a Dude

HonkHonk cos there is no one like you

HonkHonk cos you are in the mood

òó

Honk  loud in a traffic jam ( wth)

Honk on a deserted road ( like you are disturbing ghosts now )

Honk to the tune of a song ( cos you have an art)

Honk cos you ain’t a toad ( um hmm)

òó

HonkHonk cos you are rich

HonkHonk cos your dad got  cash

HonkHonk cos you own the law

HonkHonk cos rash is in fash.

òó

You were born with nothing ( what’s it to anyone i ask)

You came in this world alone( yeah so what)

But now you got cash, house and cars ()

HonkHonk and let the world know ( sure wouda)

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( seriously!!!! you are going to copy this!!!)

 

As I said earlier some one is going to talk about it sooner, soooner did it happen. Today Stuart from THE STUART TIMES reported the Following,all i have to say to this is  and i air quote it _ “I knew It”

 

Honking, honking all day long
Why, cos I like this honking song.
Honk in the day time
And night time too
Honk to the pedestrians
And other drivers too.
I used to think that honking was crass
A thing to be done
By a stupid dumbass
But now I know that honking is cool
I’ll ask for it to be taught in school.

 

B FOR BOO, ONE O SILENT

Hashtag Boogart

There will never be another ghost like him

So full of vim, So driven by whim

Munching on toasts, Haunting the coasts

Hashtag Boogart

Huge Grunge fan , sporting Tattoos and Tan

used to live with me not so long ago

He was scared of the Boos (sometimes of his own)

Shivered and sweated everytime he heard a Coo

Felt dizzy at the sight of Jimmy choos and Candy yoos

He was scared of everything that had a double O

even the toos, the Loos, and the Moos

Boogart was scared of zoos

and there was nothing I could do for him

He hated ducks and drakes

Despised the designer fakes

Scowled at the screeching sound of sudden brakes

He hated everything that rhymed with snakes

even the cakes, the lakes and the snow flakes

Boogart was scared of  zoos

Boogart hated milk shakes

and there was nothing , oh nothing

I could ever do for him

He would get cramps just looking at leams

Break in hives if he accidental feasted on breams

Sneeze and wheeze if exposed to steams and screams

He was allergic to everything that had ‘eams’

even the fleams, the up streams and the creams

Boogart was scared of zoos

hated milkshakes

was allergic to dreams

and oh unlucky me

I could never ever ever do anything for him

Poor Boogart hiding as a wallpaper after some kids shouted boo at him.

That is why last Friday

people from

The Ghost Welfare Committee ( T.G.W.C)

took him away from me

I live alone in my, now not so haunted mansion

while Hashtag Boogart

once my pet Ghost

lives in a zoo

with ice creams on every menu

and is given a bed made of cornflakes.

  

Hashtag Boogart

I miss him toogart.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

         

©2013Soma Mukherjee

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My Dear Dearest Friend  STUART visited Boogart in the zoo and this is what he had to say-

Alas poor Boogart, I visited him there.
In the zoo, where everyone stared.
‘Boo us ghosty’ – how the crowd howled.
But poor Boogart simply scowled.
He tried to tell them to get out of there.
But the sound that they heard was breeze in the air.
Misery, blisery, booing and hoo
Poor Boogart doesn’t belong in a zoo.
A mansion with webs,
Hanging down from the stairs,
Is where he belongs.
He’d be happier there.

~ Stuart (http://thechangeyourlifeblog.wordpress.com/)

( This Blog is protected by FBI,RAW,CBI,MI6 AND X-MEN and WOMBIES)

CODE NAME CHOCOPO

“so this is what it looks like, huh”

“it,what!”

“the end of the world”

“who said its end, how do you..

“look around you fool,yesterday was a Friday, A Friday, and today a Monday. where is the weekend?”

←♠♠♠♠♠→

Dear everybody and People from outer space. Something terrible horrible happened in out Town of Gokakakpapa. Someone stole our weekend . This Thursday I saw it dancing with Friday and on Friday I saw it getting ready to date Saturday. One moment it was there, why I even waved and smiled at it but today we got up and found a Big Blue Monday in the Town.

Mr.Herg from the farm said anything is possible now a days, Mrs. Hexel called for the top Voodoo officials and Tantrik Babas from faraway land to solve this end of the world problem. Every one seemed to know someone who knew how to solve this problem and in the mean time I tried to find out what could have happened to the weekend. It really could have been anything….

Spider thought weekend was a fly and caught it in its net

Cat thought it was a mouse and killed it as soon as they met

Dog thought it was a ghost and barked and chased it out of the town

Squirrels cracked it open cos they looked nutty and brown

Cows were hungry and thirsty, they grazed on it to keep their cool

And sheep’s, you never know what they can hide beneath all that wool

What if weekend went for a walk and took a wrong turn

Or went to a carnival stayed there forever to have all the fun

Today was supposed to be a weekend and I didn’t know what to do,

Saturday and Sunday didn’t show up and no one had a clue

That is when we heard about Wombats-

Wombats

experts in all kinds of combats,

They know how to win and change the glum 

with marshmallow’s, chocolates and wine gums.

They are wombats

They are wombats

your new age superman

They are clever

they are smart

they are fast

They always have a game plan

They are Wombats

And I knew Soma who knew Fraz The Funny Clever Wombat. The moment they heard about our problems they flew in the next second in their Chocomarshmellow Superduper trooper powered space ship and told us to take a chill with chocolate milkshake and before we knew Our weekend was restored back with all its zing.

Oh but what a shame, that our Weekend was under the huge pile of garbage lying all around in the city !! Poor poor Saturday and Sunday all stinky and dishevelled. Our superheroes Binky,Winky,Twink & Fraz re-charged and refreshed the weekends with chocotrooper superpower and even showed us how to keep the city clean.

They sang us this lovely song-

If you don’t keep your city clean

if you don’t take care of your Town

you drive away all the good vibes

and in stays quarrels and frowns

so pick up that wrapper and throw it in the bin

and next time you see a dirt

don’t wait for someone else to clean

clean you town

clean your town

polish it in and out

love your town

keep it clean

and hug the colour green

And in todays papers

The Times- Wombats , of course they did it..

The Guardian- With Wombats nothing is lombat, they do is fast, we hope the city learnt something

Daily Mirror- We Want Wombats to rule the world, we want world leaders to learn from them, hey Mr. President are you listening ?

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Have fun People and remember clean city happy city

and oh

TGWHW-( Thank God We Have Wombies)

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How Mr. GRIBBIT got LOL’ed

DEAR FRIENDS AND FAMILY

LAST NIGHT MR. GRIBBIT DIED

HIS LAST MESSAGE WAS ‘WTFLMAO’

WHICH HE SENT TO MR. CLYDE

POOR POOR MR. GRIBBIT

LOOKED LIKE A SQUASHED TOAD

I WISH HE WAS NOT ‘TEXT-DRIVING’

AND KEEPING AN EYE ON ROAD

SOB SOB MR. GRIBBIT

WE ARE SHAKEN TO THE CORE

ONE MOMENT HE WAS ROLF’ING

AND THEN HE WAS NO MORE

NOW NOW MR. GRIBBIT

NO NEED TO HAUNT THE RILL

WE DID’NT CALL YOU AN IDIOT

OR NAME YOU ROADKILL

HEY HEY MR. GRIBBIT

I HOPE WE NEVER MEET

BUT PRAY YOU GO TO HEAVEN

AND GET A WINDOW SEAT

AND OH MR. GRIBBIT

DID YOU READ THE EPITAPH

“Hre lies Mr. GRIBBIT

Who mde d reaper laugh”

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THE NEWS JUST IN-

STUART FROM

http://thechangeyourlifeblog.wordpress.com/

HAS GIVEN THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT ABOUT

MR. GRIBBIT IN THE RUSHHOURMAGIC.COM

WHICH HAS CREATED A HUGE CONTROVERSY

AND PEOPLE ARE NOT SO SURE ABOUT MANGOES ANYMORE.

MR. STUART SAID AND I QUOTE

“Poor poor Mr Gribbit.

Trying to send a said,

caused him to bang his head.

Say a said instead or wait for start to stop.

It’s clear so clear from what’s written here,

that if to don’t you might need a mop.”