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Har Har Hyena

Every time a politician makes a speech, a hyena dies laughing
laughter is contagious, isn’t it? you see someone laughing loud or uncontrollably for some time, you will start laughing or smiling too. This is what laughter yoga is based on too!!
 They say a good hearty laughter is good for health , but I have seen people getting scared of my laughing avatar , which may be because when I laugh I look like a witch with sinister plans bubbling in the cauldron of my head. 
Can’t blame the scared ones, for 99% of times it is some mischief brewing up  or already taken shape, which makes me break into long hearty spells of laughter. Got to admit I laugh a lot, so when I post LOL in any of your blog posts, I am actually laughing at that time, hey I can multitask!
hyenas, now why would you ask about them, how strange!!!……..oh sorry I started it.
so why does a hyena laugh, well there can be many reasons behind it.
like how they are not affected by the unreal hike in prices of commodities or never ever have to buy a house…
Do you know that the word hyena is derived from a Greek work hyaina which means pig!
Did anyone ever ask the pigs how they felt about this whole issue? No.  And this is why Hyenas roll with laughter even more.
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Then there is this whole origin confusion which is very hyena funny.
I mean at first no one knew what they were, including the hyenas. They had characteristics of the civet cat then they decided to be dog like then wolf like then cheetah like and now they are more of bear like..whoa this should have had the entire animal kingdom lolling for rest of the life time but i guess only crocodiles and hyenas found it funny and tortoise just hid it self into the shell.
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and if you don’t think these are reasons enough for a hyena to laugh wait till you know about their his and her thing!
The genitalia of male and female hyenas are strikingly similar in fact the other day a bull who couldn’t tell the difference ended up asking a male hyena for a date..
 The Male Hyena agreed and they are in a complicated relationship as per their Facebook status, but let’s keep it for another post.
I know why Female hyenas  laugh, they are bigger than the males and they have three times more testosterone, whooaaa super girls, yay
go FEMALE HYENAS :)
Hey who can tell me why do the giraffes have long neck?
I can I can
err you asked the question Monica
but I know the answer! It’s because when hyenas meet they greet each other with one leg up smelling each others private part which is very gross and this is the very reason why giraffes prayed to god for years to give them long neck and spare them all the ugliness….it is funny you know to meet like that…. yeah I am gross too. No I don’t smell people, I meant funny as in  ……never mind
Still worried that hyenas are not laughing for right reasons?
Did you know hyenas have the ability to digest the entire body of  their prey: bones, horns, hair, skin, even teeth. Zero wastage!! whoaa of course they have the last laugh and to help them ornate every occasion with laughter they have very big heart, literally, 10% of their body weight is heart so they can afford to have a real hearty laugh whenever they wish to!
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And last but not the least even God wanted Hyenas to laugh.
don’t agree!
well the Hyena babies are born with teeth!
see I told ya, this proves two things, God wants Hyenas to laugh and second he loves crocodiles.
Of course there are people who would say hyenas don’t laugh because they think something is funny. Why You Sheldon Coopers!

Anyways it turns out the “laughing” is actually a noise they make when they are excited or frightened.  Nervous laughter, now don’t we all know about them…
My dear friends now that you know all you ever wanted to know about hyenas you must be happy and all set to laugh for laughter doesn’t need no reason or season and let’s admit it’s always fun to scare people with loud prolonged laughter.
Have a great day and do not forget to watch the video.
©2013 somkritya.wordpress.com

Today, Now, This very moment this World needs You

We‘re all water from different rivers That’s why it’s so easy to meet, We‘re all water in this vast, vast ocean, Someday well evaporate together.~ John Lennon

I see people, people all around me, not dead, alive, walking, talking, dancing like normal human beings would. But they are not humans, just human like, they see and hear what they want to and filter out things that would disrupt their normal happy earning lives. Filter out cries of help, signs of destruction all around. Till one day the inevitable knocks on their door.

Inevitable, because when you do not stop the dark from entering your planet it reaches your skies, when you do nothing to stop it there it reaches your soil, when you continue ignoring, it attacks the air and water around you and then with force and power of hell it knocks on your door and doesn’t even wait for you to respond, it invites itself and leaves it’s footprints on every fiber of your being.

And you wonder what happened, It wasn’t supposed to touch you, Your life, You did nothing wrong, then why you?  You Ate, Worked, Slept, even Prayed on time, then why you? You start blaming questioning God and everything around You.

You wonder why none of your neighbours/passersby came to help you, why the others who were there, so near could not hear your pleas for help..why?

A gazillion dollars worth reality television is based on the human nature to snoop and poke nose into others matters. They/we love to know who is doing what, when and where.which actor did whom or dumped which sorry ass for whom.

What the girl and the boy do after the lights were turned off, oh the lying scheming  bitch in that T.V series, oh that two timing ass%%$# in the next.

The  secretly taking a peek at others fb profiles and their friends profiles, the hush hush discussions why Mrs. X left her home, why Mr. D’s daughter comes home so late from work..

Endless topics floating all around in the wind for you to catch them up and start your own entertainment program.

Yet when Mr. Z’S daughter was screaming for help on the road, no one came out to help, no one heard or saw anything when there still was time and of course all of a sudden everyone around realized their boundaries, limits and oh should we poke our nose in others matters?

She died three days later with severe burn injuries, there goes your weekend!

All the shouts and muffled cries from the door across the hallway  goes ignored till one day you get to know the things you imagined did take place and you come out of your house get together with others and start the I knew it discussions

Trudi Canavan – “It is said, in Imardin, that the wind has a soul, and that it wails through the narrow streets because it is grieved by what it finds there.”

Wonder why no one came to your help when the Dark knocked on your door?

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I see people busy 24/7, willfully staying ignorant, deaf and blind to everything around, whatever helps them to enter others lives just enough to enjoy but not so much that they would have to help. JUST THE WINDOW NOT THE DOOR

You wonder
You wonder why
No one came to
Your help
Because this
Sphere you live in
Sista
The sphere called
Indifference
Doers are hard to find
few have
The conscience
Needed to act like a human
And that is why
No one came to
Your aid that day
That is why
No one ever will
Oh I feel for you
I feel sorry
That’s all I can do
Cos I have a job
Have a home to go to
Have got no time for you
Hush hush now
Muffle your screams
Don’t knock on my soul
Don’t make me feel guilty
You were there
You were there once
Where I am now today
You should understand
How annoying it is stop
And help when you are this busy
And this is why
No one came for your help that day
And no one ever will…..

I see people who-won’t ever help-will expect help-hate those who will tell them that they should get up and do something too….I KNOW YOU.

You tell the doers to mind their own business, You don’t understand they are!

You hate the doers because they don’t give up on you and keep knocking on your soul doors to open up, to learn to be human again, You hate them because they keep dusting, drawing attention to things You would rather forget or pretend never existed.

Hate them as much as you want to but stop throwing your duties in the garbage bin, stop assaulting your soul and others lives in name of rights, hate them with all you have got but join them, stand up with them when it comes to saving another life, keeping our soil clean.

Our area, Our country, Our world is/should be Our business. So you can threaten them, give them nasty looks, but doers won’t give up, cos believe it or not one day you will need people like THEM who will knock on your door or stay with you extra minutes just to make sure you are ok

and I am hoping that day doesn’t come, I am hoping you join us before that. ..

There are good people out there, YOU are one of them too , But you need to wake up to see how good you are. You And only you have the power to change this scary reality.

Please wake up.

wake-up-and-live

©2013 somkritya.wordpress.com

Meanwhile in India

Round and round the world spins and wonders if this is what made the humans lose it.

All you have to do is turn on some news channel or read the morning paper. Lies and Half truths rule and whatever is left is pure madness. The circus that is Politics has affected every part of our life and while every country has got their share of buffoons in the government, the ones that are found here are  kings of corruption and stupidity.

Recent events  inspired me to draw some cartoons. Sharing some bits with you all :)

1) With rise in crimes against women and kids, a baba well-known for speeches against women, mostly on how women should stay in their limits n all, came up with an unique solution.

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2) Northern India is going through troubled times, caused by human indifference and natures fury. And while Indian Army is giving more than 500% rescuing, helping those who are affected, politicians are on a different tangent all together. The cartoon depicts the ugly fist fight two politicians got into, to decide who will get credit for rescuing the people of a particular state.

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3) And oh safety of women is top on politicians agendas, don’t believe me, fine look at what an Aam aadmi ( common man) party neta said while asking for vote-

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4)  If you are one of those who think Government is burdening you with unrealistic hike in prices of commodities, Think again you useless people!

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5) Now the best for the last.  Due to shortage of toilets local administration has made it mandatory that Future grooms in Sehore district submit a picture of grooms along with their toilets to get registered for mass marriage ceremonies and avail benefits under MKY. And oh open toilets not accepted. whoaaa right!!

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hmm Earth may be right , all these years of spinning on axis has affected us, Rotation thou Art bitchy

Take care every body, Men stop fussing over nothings like price hike and Women please don’t get raped- UNDERSTOOD!

(cartoons and posts ©2013 somkritya.wordpress.com)

Music that will make your Soul Dance with joy

Just a small post to fill your  heart and soul with happiness with a  Cat Forsley creation.Yuppie Yuppie Yaya yaya yay ♥ ♥ ♥

For those who haven’t met this Golden Heart yet, Cat is a Canadian singer/ songwriter/ musician who  thinks – breathes – sleeps – dreams MUSIC  and She Rocks in every thing she does, She is Love, compassion, heart and soul, She is an inspiration …

want to know more-

Click the link below to her site and gift your self an amazingly enriching journey of love and talent

CAT FORSLEY

and now the song I have been talking about but first some info-
Cat Forsley and Ashton Price met in September 2012 and decided to start collaborating on a project because of a mutual interest in dreamy, ambient music. They decided to release their music under the band name “As the City Rumbles Underneath”. Ashton Price is an accomplished music producer and writer who has a studio based out of Toronto.

You can also go to the Facebook Page of the Band AS THE CITY RUMBLES UNDERNEATH

by clicking here-

https://www.facebook.com/AsTheCityRumblesUnderneath

and to follow Ashton Price on Twitter please Click here-

https://twitter.com/morphpro

Have a great Weekend Everyone :)

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