2nd April is World Autism Awareness Day. I will be wearing Blue, talking about it, helping people understand Myths and Facts surrounding Autism.
- eg- Moms who watch horror movies during their pregnancy give birth to Autistic kids–hell no, that will only make the kid see dead people!
- Autistic kids are born to parents who believe in Alien invasions, ughh, no again. They will have a kid born with tin foil covering the head…… get the point.
I have always believed if you are not having fun you are not doing it right. No matter what you do, do it with all your heart and you will enjoy the journey. An anxious worried parent cannot raise a happy child.
The mantra is fun and Honesty. be crazy, be love, be structured, be mess, be understanding, be considerate, give space to your kid, believe in giving not just 2nd or 3rd but 1000 chances, one day success- next day what happened- no problem let’s start again!
There is no one way to live with autism, what works for you may or may not help others, let’s not blindly follow others and let’s not force others to follow our ways.
no medicines unless 100% sure of its origin and effects.
Well that’s that now let’s have fun.
Inside the head of an autism Mom there is a weird ninja fun zone, but she isn’t born with it, this kind of madness and insanity takes unlearning and learning 100,000 times. But once you reach this madness its fun not just for the parent but also the kid.
Human brain has two sides, left and right and I have a third one, which keeps shifting its position and makes me write weird posts and make strange cartoons and doodles. It is called floating craziness, can be seen in mirror and it has its own shadow too and it helps me understand Autism.
With help of this third part of brain I made some fun Autism Doodles and cartoons, hope you enjoy.
1) AUSTISM IS TOODLING DOODLING GOOGLING FOODLE
2)JEDI IS ONLINE
3) CONFUSALORE- IT STARTED AS A RACE, BUT NO ONE IS SURE ANYMORE
4) THINK OUTSIDE THE TOILET,COS I GOTTA GO
5) CRUISE THE COUCH
6) IS SHE AN ANGEL,IS SHE A NINJA, OH LOOK IT’S AN AUTISM MOM
7) OPPA AUTISA STYLE OP OP OP OP
Now a fun question
WHAT IS A LEOPORABBIT
1) An animal who is Leopard by day and rabbit by night.
2) A rabbit wearing leopard print.
3) A leopard who loves carrots.
4) A crocodile with funky name
do not copy
“so this is what it looks like, huh”
“the end of the world”
“who said its end, how do you..
“look around you fool,yesterday was a Friday, A Friday, and today a Monday. where is the weekend?”
Dear everybody and People from outer space. Something terrible horrible happened in out Town of Gokakakpapa. Someone stole our weekend . This Thursday I saw it dancing with Friday and on Friday I saw it getting ready to date Saturday. One moment it was there, why I even waved and smiled at it but today we got up and found a Big Blue Monday in the Town.
Mr.Herg from the farm said anything is possible now a days, Mrs. Hexel called for the top Voodoo officials and Tantrik Babas from faraway land to solve this end of the world problem. Every one seemed to know someone who knew how to solve this problem and in the mean time I tried to find out what could have happened to the weekend. It really could have been anything….
Spider thought weekend was a fly and caught it in its net
Cat thought it was a mouse and killed it as soon as they met
Dog thought it was a ghost and barked and chased it out of the town
Squirrels cracked it open cos they looked nutty and brown
Cows were hungry and thirsty, they grazed on it to keep their cool
And sheep’s, you never know what they can hide beneath all that wool
What if weekend went for a walk and took a wrong turn
Or went to a carnival stayed there forever to have all the fun
Today was supposed to be a weekend and I didn’t know what to do,
Saturday and Sunday didn’t show up and no one had a clue
That is when we heard about Wombats-
experts in all kinds of combats,
They know how to win and change the glum
with marshmallow’s, chocolates and wine gums.
They are wombats
They are wombats
your new age superman
They are clever
they are smart
they are fast
They always have a game plan
They are Wombats
And I knew Soma who knew Fraz The Funny Clever Wombat. The moment they heard about our problems they flew in the next second in their Chocomarshmellow Superduper trooper powered space ship and told us to take a chill with chocolate milkshake and before we knew Our weekend was restored back with all its zing.
Oh but what a shame, that our Weekend was under the huge pile of garbage lying all around in the city !! Poor poor Saturday and Sunday all stinky and dishevelled. Our superheroes Binky,Winky,Twink & Fraz re-charged and refreshed the weekends with chocotrooper superpower and even showed us how to keep the city clean.
They sang us this lovely song-
If you don’t keep your city clean
if you don’t take care of your Town
you drive away all the good vibes
and in stays quarrels and frowns
so pick up that wrapper and throw it in the bin
and next time you see a dirt
don’t wait for someone else to clean
clean you town
clean your town
polish it in and out
love your town
keep it clean
and hug the colour green
And in todays papers
The Times- Wombats , of course they did it..
The Guardian- With Wombats nothing is lombat, they do is fast, we hope the city learnt something
Daily Mirror- We Want Wombats to rule the world, we want world leaders to learn from them, hey Mr. President are you listening ?
Have fun People and remember clean city happy city
TGWHW-( Thank God We Have Wombies)
- Captain Fraz and His Two New Pirates Find Gold! (adamsart.wordpress.com)
DEAR FRIENDS AND FAMILY
LAST NIGHT MR. GRIBBIT DIED
HIS LAST MESSAGE WAS ‘WTFLMAO’
WHICH HE SENT TO MR. CLYDE
POOR POOR MR. GRIBBIT
LOOKED LIKE A SQUASHED TOAD
I WISH HE WAS NOT ‘TEXT-DRIVING’
AND KEEPING AN EYE ON ROAD
SOB SOB MR. GRIBBIT
WE ARE SHAKEN TO THE CORE
ONE MOMENT HE WAS ROLF’ING
NOW NOW MR. GRIBBIT
NO NEED TO HAUNT THE RILL
WE DID’NT CALL YOU AN IDIOT
OR NAME YOU ROADKILL
HEY HEY MR. GRIBBIT
I HOPE WE NEVER MEET
BUT PRAY YOU GO TO HEAVEN
AND GET A WINDOW SEAT
AND OH MR. GRIBBIT
DID YOU READ THE EPITAPH
“Hre lies Mr. GRIBBIT
Who mde d reaper laugh”
THE NEWS JUST IN-
HAS GIVEN THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT ABOUT
MR. GRIBBIT IN THE RUSHHOURMAGIC.COM
WHICH HAS CREATED A HUGE CONTROVERSY
AND PEOPLE ARE NOT SO SURE ABOUT MANGOES ANYMORE.
MR. STUART SAID AND I QUOTE
“Poor poor Mr Gribbit.
Trying to send a said,
caused him to bang his head.
Say a said instead or wait for start to stop.
It’s clear so clear from what’s written here,
that if to don’t you might need a mop.”