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Greatest Story ever told is on another shelf

Peter Cameron once wrote that one man’s nonsense is another man’s sense. God forbid if someday someone ever even in the tiniest possible way understood the nonsense I weave. That day my friends is not one I would like to see. That day all the dinosaurs and dodos will disappear from the face of earth for good and no one, not ever Steven Spielberg will be able to bring them back even on screen. 
Anyways so I was reading Zombie Haikus by Ryan Mecum. Let me take a moment here to tell you guys about Ryan Mecum. He is God of fun haikus and poems. Be it Zombies or Vampires or Werewolves, Ryan has written about all of them. like check these out-
“Those were not vampires.
If sunlight makes you sparkle,
you’re a unicorn.”
and
“Blood is really warm,
it’s like drinking hot chocolate
but with more screaming.” 
Haan how cool is that? Click these links to read more and you will be so happy that may be you will adopt a vampire or a zombie today. 
 
RYAN MECUM GOODREADS
AND ON TWITTER
Twitter-Mecum Haiku
AND HIS WEBSITE
RYAN MECUM
 
so as I was saying I was reading Zombie Haikus and was so horribly terribly inspired that I wrote a poem on Zombies ( cos I don’t know how to write a haiku)  which is Dark and Gory and deadly and deep and horrible and everything that is bad but in a good sort of way.
 There was once a zombie
who married for treats,
then the treats disappeared
and all that was left was gift wraps
and empty boxes
Then he was shot in a grocery store
cos people thought he was going to eat them
and why a zombie would want to buy bleach
they couldn’t understand
But Zombies don’t die unless shot at head
the grocery store security guy didn’t know that
so the zombie kept getting up and shot
again and again and a few times more
it was like a big, giant story of
death and re birth all happening
so fast and so may a times
and the security guy was in tears
crying why don’t you die
you horrible thing with a bottle of bleach
All this was so funny in a horrible sort of way
GOOD LORD A ZOMBIE PIG I THINK I HAVE SEEN IT ALL MAY BE NOT I AM NOT THAT OLD

GOOD LORD A ZOMBIE PIG
I THINK I HAVE SEEN IT ALL
MAY BE NOT I AM NOT THAT OLD

copyright Somkritya ( who else)

Happy weekend ya all :)

Today, Now, This very moment this World needs You

We‘re all water from different rivers That’s why it’s so easy to meet, We‘re all water in this vast, vast ocean, Someday well evaporate together.~ John Lennon

I see people, people all around me, not dead, alive, walking, talking, dancing like normal human beings would. But they are not humans, just human like, they see and hear what they want to and filter out things that would disrupt their normal happy earning lives. Filter out cries of help, signs of destruction all around. Till one day the inevitable knocks on their door.

Inevitable, because when you do not stop the dark from entering your planet it reaches your skies, when you do nothing to stop it there it reaches your soil, when you continue ignoring, it attacks the air and water around you and then with force and power of hell it knocks on your door and doesn’t even wait for you to respond, it invites itself and leaves it’s footprints on every fiber of your being.

And you wonder what happened, It wasn’t supposed to touch you, Your life, You did nothing wrong, then why you?  You Ate, Worked, Slept, even Prayed on time, then why you? You start blaming questioning God and everything around You.

You wonder why none of your neighbours/passersby came to help you, why the others who were there, so near could not hear your pleas for help..why?

A gazillion dollars worth reality television is based on the human nature to snoop and poke nose into others matters. They/we love to know who is doing what, when and where.which actor did whom or dumped which sorry ass for whom.

What the girl and the boy do after the lights were turned off, oh the lying scheming  bitch in that T.V series, oh that two timing ass%%$# in the next.

The  secretly taking a peek at others fb profiles and their friends profiles, the hush hush discussions why Mrs. X left her home, why Mr. D’s daughter comes home so late from work..

Endless topics floating all around in the wind for you to catch them up and start your own entertainment program.

Yet when Mr. Z’S daughter was screaming for help on the road, no one came out to help, no one heard or saw anything when there still was time and of course all of a sudden everyone around realized their boundaries, limits and oh should we poke our nose in others matters?

She died three days later with severe burn injuries, there goes your weekend!

All the shouts and muffled cries from the door across the hallway  goes ignored till one day you get to know the things you imagined did take place and you come out of your house get together with others and start the I knew it discussions

Trudi Canavan – “It is said, in Imardin, that the wind has a soul, and that it wails through the narrow streets because it is grieved by what it finds there.”

Wonder why no one came to your help when the Dark knocked on your door?

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I see people busy 24/7, willfully staying ignorant, deaf and blind to everything around, whatever helps them to enter others lives just enough to enjoy but not so much that they would have to help. JUST THE WINDOW NOT THE DOOR

You wonder
You wonder why
No one came to
Your help
Because this
Sphere you live in
Sista
The sphere called
Indifference
Doers are hard to find
few have
The conscience
Needed to act like a human
And that is why
No one came to
Your aid that day
That is why
No one ever will
Oh I feel for you
I feel sorry
That’s all I can do
Cos I have a job
Have a home to go to
Have got no time for you
Hush hush now
Muffle your screams
Don’t knock on my soul
Don’t make me feel guilty
You were there
You were there once
Where I am now today
You should understand
How annoying it is stop
And help when you are this busy
And this is why
No one came for your help that day
And no one ever will…..

I see people who-won’t ever help-will expect help-hate those who will tell them that they should get up and do something too….I KNOW YOU.

You tell the doers to mind their own business, You don’t understand they are!

You hate the doers because they don’t give up on you and keep knocking on your soul doors to open up, to learn to be human again, You hate them because they keep dusting, drawing attention to things You would rather forget or pretend never existed.

Hate them as much as you want to but stop throwing your duties in the garbage bin, stop assaulting your soul and others lives in name of rights, hate them with all you have got but join them, stand up with them when it comes to saving another life, keeping our soil clean.

Our area, Our country, Our world is/should be Our business. So you can threaten them, give them nasty looks, but doers won’t give up, cos believe it or not one day you will need people like THEM who will knock on your door or stay with you extra minutes just to make sure you are ok

and I am hoping that day doesn’t come, I am hoping you join us before that. ..

There are good people out there, YOU are one of them too , But you need to wake up to see how good you are. You And only you have the power to change this scary reality.

Please wake up.

wake-up-and-live

©2013 somkritya.wordpress.com

The Fifth Season

Wrote a summer ha-iku  ;)

Summer Vacations

kids everywhere  you look

giggles rule world

There are five seasons Autumn, Winter, Spring, Summer and Summer vacations.  Sadly the fifth season which kids love the most is all packed and ready to leave. And this time of year, just before the school re-opens for a new session, you get to see and hear all kinds of funny things all around. It is fun and a bit sad at times to see how parents  and kids deal with their holiday home works and prep for new sessions.

Am sharing some cartoons I made  which will make you laugh and think , hope you enjoy them as much as I had making them .

1) Please let the kids do their own work. As parents our duty is to guide them and teach them how to fly and not fly for them

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2) Many schools burden their kids with excessive home work and ruin the holidays. Remember fun, play and rest are as important as studies

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 If kids are stuck in school mindset
When will they get to explore
That which is most important – life?

~Stuart Young

 

3) Make plans and trash them ;)

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4) Teachers are you ready .. :lol:

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wishing every heart a great fun week ahead :)

June Mantra-

 If you want change - CONTRIBUTE

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Evolution is e+volution =Turn or Twist in ‘e’

I don’t know what this post is about, But it is definitely about something.~ Big Boss contestant

This post is about evolution, kind of,  if you read the first two lines and then the third line in the third Para and …. 

Anyways so last night I was looking for something on Google and one thing led to another ( as always) and I found this amazing question-”hey scientists if evolution is true why animals ain’t flying in the outer space?” and ” is evolution real?

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Now Scientists may be all incommunicado on this subject but me, Na haa..I went all out researching on this topic and came back with Gems. Well what do ya know Evolution is real guys!!!

It’s happening just like time, only Time has clocks or clock has time or we have clocks with time …..Oh whatever

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What, you still don’t believe! Want examples?

ugh! What are you like, school teacher or something?

Here are some fine examples of evolution from animal world and all of them are well researched facts  so don’t even think about posting a negative word hug here…

1) COWS ARE MAKING BETTER MILK WHEN FED TONS OF PLASTIC. IN FACT COWS NOW MOO LIKE MANIACS AT THE VERY SIGHT OF PLASTICS DUMPED ON STREETS.

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2) ACCORDING TO ONE SURVEY WHEN ASKED WHAT THEY PREFERRED, FLATS OR OPEN SPACES,  95% DOGS SAID THEY  FELT COMPLETELY LOST WHEN NOT CHAINED AND CONFINED TO SMALL FLATS AND FOUND IT VERY DEPRESSING  WHEN THEIR OWNERS FED THEM ON TIME.

3) TIGERS  ARE DONATING THEIR BONES TO PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANIES. IN YEAR 2013 JAN-MARCH 200 TIGERS OF INDIA PLEDGED DONATION OF EVERY PART OF THEIR BODY TO THESE NOBLE CAUSES.

4) FISHES ALL OVER, OCEAN AND FRESH WATER BOTH, NOW ADDICTED TO TOXINS IN WATER , 5000 FISHES DIED RECENTLY WHEN THEY WERE EXPOSED TO CLEAN WATER ACCIDENTLY. FACTORY OWNERS TO BE SUED FOR INSTALLING WASTE WATER TREATMENT PLANT.

5) DINOSAUR LOOK ALIKES FOUND IN THE HACKED PART OF AMAZON, SCIENTISTS BELIEVE THEY ARE BETTER AND FASTER AND HERE TO  HELP MEME MAKERS DO THEIR JOB PROPERLY

Interesting stuff huh, bet you didn’t know these.

I know this post has proved to be valuable to all of  you, especially to those who are interested in science stuff like you know animals and stuff and bottles and tubes and colorful liquids and to champions gulping methanol and waiting to be transformed into hulk.

Have a super fabulous weekend everybody and  don’t worry about animals, evolution is taking care of every thing.

-Soma Mukherjee

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