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Evolution is e+volution =Turn or Twist in ‘e’

I don’t know what this post is about, But it is definitely about something.~ Big Boss contestant

This post is about evolution, kind of,  if you read the first two lines and then the third line in the third Para and …. 

Anyways so last night I was looking for something on Google and one thing led to another ( as always) and I found this amazing question-”hey scientists if evolution is true why animals ain’t flying in the outer space?” and ” is evolution real?

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Now Scientists may be all incommunicado on this subject but me, Na haa..I went all out researching on this topic and came back with Gems. Well what do ya know Evolution is real guys!!!

It’s happening just like time, only Time has clocks or clock has time or we have clocks with time …..Oh whatever

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What, you still don’t believe! Want examples?

ugh! What are you like, school teacher or something?

Here are some fine examples of evolution from animal world and all of them are well researched facts  so don’t even think about posting a negative word hug here…

1) COWS ARE MAKING BETTER MILK WHEN FED TONS OF PLASTIC. IN FACT COWS NOW MOO LIKE MANIACS AT THE VERY SIGHT OF PLASTICS DUMPED ON STREETS.

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2) ACCORDING TO ONE SURVEY WHEN ASKED WHAT THEY PREFERRED, FLATS OR OPEN SPACES,  95% DOGS SAID THEY  FELT COMPLETELY LOST WHEN NOT CHAINED AND CONFINED TO SMALL FLATS AND FOUND IT VERY DEPRESSING  WHEN THEIR OWNERS FED THEM ON TIME.

3) TIGERS  ARE DONATING THEIR BONES TO PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANIES. IN YEAR 2013 JAN-MARCH 200 TIGERS OF INDIA PLEDGED DONATION OF EVERY PART OF THEIR BODY TO THESE NOBLE CAUSES.

4) FISHES ALL OVER, OCEAN AND FRESH WATER BOTH, NOW ADDICTED TO TOXINS IN WATER , 5000 FISHES DIED RECENTLY WHEN THEY WERE EXPOSED TO CLEAN WATER ACCIDENTLY. FACTORY OWNERS TO BE SUED FOR INSTALLING WASTE WATER TREATMENT PLANT.

5) DINOSAUR LOOK ALIKES FOUND IN THE HACKED PART OF AMAZON, SCIENTISTS BELIEVE THEY ARE BETTER AND FASTER AND HERE TO  HELP MEME MAKERS DO THEIR JOB PROPERLY

Interesting stuff huh, bet you didn’t know these.

I know this post has proved to be valuable to all of  you, especially to those who are interested in science stuff like you know animals and stuff and bottles and tubes and colorful liquids and to champions gulping methanol and waiting to be transformed into hulk.

Have a super fabulous weekend everybody and  don’t worry about animals, evolution is taking care of every thing.

-Soma Mukherjee

Are you Shifting ?

Those who believe in Soul mates
Come, come inside
I am happy to have found you
let’s have some tea, let’s talk
for you and I will be great friends.
I  know, I just know
and to those who don’t  believe in this magic
or any such matter at all
all I will say now is
There is, there is  my darling
such a beautiful thing called soul mate,
some find them in their spouses,
some in their friends
and some in their victims….
(waiting to be relieved of their painful miserable lives)
 
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She was excited, had all the right reasons to be - New job, great perks, beach front house. Oh what a lovely start of this young life. And then she met him.

As the door bell rang Sara rushed in to open the door, aah she was relieved to see him, the movers and packers guy finally!

She took him for a quick tour of her house explaining how she wanted her things to be packed and shifted, openly flaunting how neat clean and organized everything was, and a bit irritated at how he silently kept taking notes.

He started with his job as focused and as efficient as always. It took him half an hour to pack her with care in a body bag and keep it in his large van.

First packet done, he ticked a box on his note.

He regretted not having enough time to explain the why to her, but he knew she wouldn’t have understood! She wouldn’t, the innumerable times he got canned for being messy….

She had to leave, he had to help her…

His superbly organized soul mate from his beautiful messy world.

 
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My 40th Very Happy Budday

Disclaimer you have been warned read at your own risk
once you turn 40 there is no going back.
So friends from India and Foreign today is a big day here. Here means My house not India, because India is my country but all Indians are Not my family. now you will say oh see this Indian see how she says like this and how bad but you tell me first one thing. You je  invite your family to your house on every occasion but do you invite everyone in your country in that? Haan no tell na, no na?
 then why finger pointing at me,… jotoshob ?
so it is my forrtieth Budday today, it is a big day and I am glad. no no not glad that I survived but because 40 is a great age . also I am glad I survived.
now I said the same when 30 cos one if I don’t you will say oh poor woman she is 30 she is sad because she is old now. and then some will say oh you are as old as your heart, which is very sad because my heart is older than me. see I explain, I eat all nonsense food then in the behind but now my brain starts working so I eat good food, but it is late so heart work extra so many years and age fast.
when I was kid I get lots of presents but today no present, why this because I also not give present to anyone na, so taking revenge from me, which is not what Gandhi ji told. I not give present because I forgot your birthday and also who send presents to far away friends like this spending so many money but you mostly foreigners friends and rich Indians should send me presents, like big rich ones.
also don’t send flowers and cards only because what I will do with cards and where I put all the flowers, now then I go to market to buy flower vase and spend on my birthday what is the point?
I forgot the second point of why 40 is great age is because my very good one friend tells me forty means you can freely flirt, and I ask him is that why you flirt with me all the time to which he says yes and now you should also.
also one of my friend says 40 means you don’t have to take care of your husband and kids, that is why she roam around freely which I cannot because it is summer here and roaming like her means getting all kala( dark) which is not good for Indians because we are already brown more means very bad.
see how unracist all this is, where as you are all racists thinking oh how she is so fair and all but I not thinking like that at all, I got married bas my work finished now I can look bad because who shall I look good for,. all girls should be fair and lovely till they get married after that what care share.
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I feel bad today for not fair girls how they get married? very poor case and all Indian newspaper filled with wanted fair and beautiful girls how they get fair girls like this here. every one should marry white foreigner to get white children no?
India not racist we just worry about skin colour and language and caste and religion that is all
also we discriminate also on money so no racism
my one friend telled me I am forty I should behave like one, how to do so?
I never being 40 before and there are no tuition class also no one write article on women behaving on 40.
also one friend tells me now I can stop blur and Photoshop my picture, which I don’t like because in actual I don’t like my face that is why so much trouble download all free face beautifuler software!!!
now you may think oh how her friend’s are giving advices like that but don’t say that because you should not and why I say about your friend then?
I think I write my budday post very well and now sit in front of computer and refresh page for wishes and confirmation of gifts on their way. pls pay shipping and all extra changes
Thank you
my address’
5768Y
INDIA
also I am very proud, also I promise I learn to start exercise which is also very tough and there is no app
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                AND OH LOOK WHAT I GOT!!!
SO HAPPY, THANK YOU BINKY,WINKY,FRAZ AND TWINK
LOVE YOU WOMBIES MUUAH
TO VISIT WOMBANIA CLICK THE LINK-
http://www.comics.wombania.com/2013/05/the-ultimate-shave/

Do You Break Out in Rashes,Hives and Blisters when you Care for Others ?

If Caring for others makes you sneeze & wheeze, If you come down with high fever,headache,stomach cramps, leg pull, tennis elbow,Become A-Z of diseases, know that you are not alone. 
 I will  act when storm gets closer till then I don’t care, I will voice when the fire threatens to burn me,till then I don’t care, I will stand up when I find time, till then I don’t care~ aam aadmi
Isn’t it amazing how the same common man who would keep their eyes and ears shut to avoid helping any accident victim, trying their best ignoring the pleas for help, same common man who would rather record accidents and assaults on their mobiles than go ahead and help someone,would cry foul,howl and shout how Government, Police and people around are indifferent to their problems!
These other people/politicians/police- are you- are us…They are doing what we do, they have not come from outer space, they are us!
As long as we are safe… nothing else matters eh!
  • A few years back a 13-year-old disabled girl was assaulted and raped in a suburban train in Mumbai. There were 5 other commuters including a Prominent journalist  from one of the leading dailies of the country, and none of them even thought of helping the girl. All they had to do was to pull the chain in any of the stations in between, all they had  to do was to raise voice and stand up for that girl…no one in that train that day thought it was necessary to intervene.
  • A 26 year old woman bled to death along with her 8 month old daughter after a truck ran over them, while her husbands pleas for help fell on deaf ears of passerby in an area in Jaipur
  • accidents, assaults, all in broad day light, all in full public view,some stop to see the tamasha, some to quench their curiosity ,the tsk tsk’s and who has done it’s, and some to tweet and FB what they saw. who wouldn’t like their you tube video to go viral?

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I can comeup with a hundreds of different situations all displaying same shameless apathy of people all around..indifference to one’s environment..
God forbid if a day shall come when we will start keeping the city clean, stop to help, or stand for a fellow human…when there will be no discriminations based on race and religion,  When life will not be about sharing on facebook but caring in Real world.
HUMPTY DUMPTY SAT ON A WALL
HUMPTY DUMPTY HAD A GREAT FALL
AND ALL THE SPIRITUAL GURU’S, BABAS AND YOGI MEN
COULDN’T PUT HUMPTY DUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN
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A few oaths do not and cannot make a person a good policeman or politicians…
To do good, to serve with honesty has to come from within
Care , care for YOUR own people, care for YOUR kid’s future, care for YOUR country.
When it comes to YOUR own house do YOU just leave it to the police to keep it safe?
Don’t YOU take every measure necessary to keep it clean, safe and secure?
Why is YOUR country not part of YOUR security plans and measurements?
Why brutality and heinous crimes don’t shake YOUR conscience?
What will it take to make YOU stand up and be that first hand of help?
When will YOU understand that any assault on a fellow human is assault on YOUR soul too?
Why someone has to die to wake YOU up and How many more brutal deaths will it take to wake up this country of millions?
How long do YOU think YOU will be safe caring just for YOURSELF?
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EVIL KNOWS NO BOUNDS
 CHANGE TO BRING CHANGE
STOP
STAND UP FOR OTHERS
HELP
JOIN HANDS
YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU
YOUR PEOPLE NEED YOU
THINK
THINK HOW YOU CAN HELP
THINK HOW YOU CAN RAISE A BETTER CITIZEN
THINK WHAT IS YOUR CHILD LEARNING FROM YOUR BEHAVIOUR?
BE AWARE-SPREAD AWARENESS
TODAY IS YOUR DAY TO START SOMETHING NEW
TODAY KEPT IT’S PROMISE, YOU SHOULD KEEP YOURS TOO
DO SOMETHING IF YOU ARE STILL ALIVE
SOW GOOD TO REAP GOOD
I CARE
Sketches & Article ©2013 Soma Mukherjee

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