B FOR BOO, ONE O SILENT

Hashtag Boogart

There will never be another ghost like him

So full of vim, So driven by whim

Munching on toasts, Haunting the coasts

Hashtag Boogart

Huge Grunge fan , sporting Tattoos and Tan

used to live with me not so long ago

He was scared of the Boos (sometimes of his own)

Shivered and sweated everytime he heard a Coo

Felt dizzy at the sight of Jimmy choos and Candy yoos

He was scared of everything that had a double O

even the toos, the Loos, and the Moos

Boogart was scared of zoos

and there was nothing I could do for him

He hated ducks and drakes

Despised the designer fakes

Scowled at the screeching sound of sudden brakes

He hated everything that rhymed with snakes

even the cakes, the lakes and the snow flakes

Boogart was scared of  zoos

Boogart hated milk shakes

and there was nothing , oh nothing

I could ever do for him

He would get cramps just looking at leams

Break in hives if he accidental feasted on breams

Sneeze and wheeze if exposed to steams and screams

He was allergic to everything that had ‘eams’

even the fleams, the up streams and the creams

Boogart was scared of zoos

hated milkshakes

was allergic to dreams

and oh unlucky me

I could never ever ever do anything for him

Poor Boogart hiding as a wallpaper after some kids shouted boo at him.

That is why last Friday

people from

The Ghost Welfare Committee ( T.G.W.C)

took him away from me

I live alone in my, now not so haunted mansion

while Hashtag Boogart

once my pet Ghost

lives in a zoo

with ice creams on every menu

and is given a bed made of cornflakes.

  

Hashtag Boogart

I miss him toogart.

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©2013Soma Mukherjee

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My Dear Dearest Friend  STUART visited Boogart in the zoo and this is what he had to say-

Alas poor Boogart, I visited him there.
In the zoo, where everyone stared.
‘Boo us ghosty’ – how the crowd howled.
But poor Boogart simply scowled.
He tried to tell them to get out of there.
But the sound that they heard was breeze in the air.
Misery, blisery, booing and hoo
Poor Boogart doesn’t belong in a zoo.
A mansion with webs,
Hanging down from the stairs,
Is where he belongs.
He’d be happier there.

~ Stuart (http://thechangeyourlifeblog.wordpress.com/)

( This Blog is protected by FBI,RAW,CBI,MI6 AND X-MEN and WOMBIES)

How Mr. GRIBBIT got LOL’ed

DEAR FRIENDS AND FAMILY

LAST NIGHT MR. GRIBBIT DIED

HIS LAST MESSAGE WAS ‘WTFLMAO’

WHICH HE SENT TO MR. CLYDE

POOR POOR MR. GRIBBIT

LOOKED LIKE A SQUASHED TOAD

I WISH HE WAS NOT ‘TEXT-DRIVING’

AND KEEPING AN EYE ON ROAD

SOB SOB MR. GRIBBIT

WE ARE SHAKEN TO THE CORE

ONE MOMENT HE WAS ROLF’ING

AND THEN HE WAS NO MORE

NOW NOW MR. GRIBBIT

NO NEED TO HAUNT THE RILL

WE DID’NT CALL YOU AN IDIOT

OR NAME YOU ROADKILL

HEY HEY MR. GRIBBIT

I HOPE WE NEVER MEET

BUT PRAY YOU GO TO HEAVEN

AND GET A WINDOW SEAT

AND OH MR. GRIBBIT

DID YOU READ THE EPITAPH

“Hre lies Mr. GRIBBIT

Who mde d reaper laugh”

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THE NEWS JUST IN-

STUART FROM

http://thechangeyourlifeblog.wordpress.com/

HAS GIVEN THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT ABOUT

MR. GRIBBIT IN THE RUSHHOURMAGIC.COM

WHICH HAS CREATED A HUGE CONTROVERSY

AND PEOPLE ARE NOT SO SURE ABOUT MANGOES ANYMORE.

MR. STUART SAID AND I QUOTE

“Poor poor Mr Gribbit.

Trying to send a said,

caused him to bang his head.

Say a said instead or wait for start to stop.

It’s clear so clear from what’s written here,

that if to don’t you might need a mop.”

Bafflerom Trufflecom

In the town of shakeyobum

lives a very lazy man named Tom Tum.

Lazy lazy lazy he is from head to toe

Crazy Crazy this lazy man with no friend or foe

Not that he had a lazy Dad or Mom

or was hit by a lazy bomb

or was this lazy from day one

or has being playing lazy just for fun,

he once have a very active life style

would get up early, do yoga and run for miles

But one night he was tired and late to sleep

and next day irritated by the clock’s beep

he cursed and broke the alarm clock

and after that never got up

This Thanksgiving I went to his town

and asked everyone The Smiths,The fells and The Browns

and all those who once knew him well

Julie, Robbins, Gilbert, Tim and Bell

pointed at his house and said

look at that creepy house dirty yellow with a broken gate,

There lives our ex-friend The very lazy Tom

who wont move even if attacked by the devil Zomzom.

Thinklepom, Crazycrom, Pimplehom,Jabberbom

who is this devil Zomzom ?

What if Zomzom is a dinosaur, the most dangerous one at that

or cats with bad temper who treat every lazy guy like a fish or a rat

or a crocodile or an alligator or may be a bear who is also a vampire

or a dragon who drinks lazy shakes,spews venom and breathes fire

that will be so much fun don’t you think so

a lazy guy being chased by a zombie crow

Trickipom, Sobberchomp, Maniacom or Flabbernom

Zomzom is coming, let’s  pray for the poor lazy Tom

 STORY AND CARTOON-©  SOMKRITYA

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THE NEWS JUST IN

MY FRIEND STUART ART from Change Your Life  just reported-

Poor poor lazy Tom Tum,

was in the night bit by an IdleGlum.

It was not he that chose to slouch,

around his house and on the couch.

Twas the IdleGlum’s bite that made him that way,

and that’s why he’s lazy right up to this day.

Poor poor Tom Tum.

&

THEN THE ANGRY MAN SAID-

Fear not my love for poor Tom Tum.

His soul he gave to Idleglum.

So day by day his head would say,

“I think I’ll yet be lazy today”.

And if the time for work may come;

I’ll tell the truth of old Tom Tum.

He doesn’t cry and would not whine; just lays about

and plays about and prays while on his bum.

For Idle Tom; The Old Tom Tum  has seen the heart of Idleglum

and knows that though he would be free; and live a life of use;

He needn’t worry overmuch or fret about excuse;

For Idleglum when once he bites;

Sets no man free till death; his night.

October Festivals in India and Wombat day

October has been kind so far, not without the allergies and flu’s, but kind and with many reasons to celebrate. The Bengali‘s  are gearing up for Durga puja ( celebrating goddess Durga‘s victory over the evil demon Mahishasur) others are decorating pandals for RamaNavmi ( the period when Lord Ram ( Ramayana) killed The king of demons Ravana ( lot of cultures celebrate differently and have a slightly different versions).

Durga Idol in Vizag Durga Puja

Both are 10 days of grand celebrations, Festival of colours, food, people of streets, tons of shopping  and laughter..but food comes first.

And If you thought Indian food is all about curries then think again..

Go for Luchi and Kosha mangsho, Macher chop, Mochar ghonto, Devils chop, Patishapta, Rashogulla, Payesh, Shondesh …..oh I can go one and this will be a very big post.

We Bengali’s are known for our passion for Food,Songs,Dance and Books… Next time you want to try Indian food, ask for some Gujarati/ Bengali/South Indian  sweets and savouries, trust me you will forget the curries.

But October this year has given me one more reason to be happy, 22nd of this month is World Wombat day and its a big day not just for my lovely friends the Wombies from Wombania.com  but all of us part Wombies too

It will be  day of fun, humour, chocolates, marshmallows, spams, double chocolates, triple chocolates, death by chocolates, crazychoco delights and love, in short everything that can make this world a better place.

So while Mrs.Bee stings everybody in town,

Mr.Grr never stops finding fault every adjective,verb and noun

Tom and Brady hallucinate being in star wars

& Peter and Mash dream and fantasize about turbo power flying cars,

Sarah prays day and night for a magical moonstone

And Jason spends whole day perfecting macaroons and scones

Humpty Dumpty enjoy a  fight between werewolves and vampires

and Doomsday Preppers get ready for the alien attacks  on the human empire

while politicians keep making promises trying to win the polls

and everything else is hacked every now and then by the  trolls

let us for this one day forget everything and enjoy the day with chocolates and Wombats.

I made this short promotional teaser for those who want to know more,  its  a 2 minute clip so please do watch it.and do not forget to visit the wombies and book your seat( its free )

I surf around in wombie land even when it is not a cartoon day,there is so much fun. And if you don’t see me there then know that there is something seriously wrong on my side. Being the extremely considerate blogger that I am I  have a wombie absent chart prepared for you.

This will tell you why I may be missing from all the wombania fun.

1. Didn’t comment on wombie cartoon once- i am sick
2. Missed the second cartoon too- very very sick
3. what!!!! not there for the 3rd cartoon -  kidnapped..send a search party guys!
4. nope didnt show up for the fourth time in a row- read prayers for my departed soul ( damn she was a great soul, Why god why)
5. sudden come back after being absent for a long interval- released from jail ( hey i aint no saint )

so now you know every thing about everything, do visit Wombania on 22nd for fun and try a different Indian cuisine next time

wish you all a lovely weekend