CODE NAME CHOCOPO

“so this is what it looks like, huh”

“it,what!”

“the end of the world”

“who said its end, how do you..

“look around you fool,yesterday was a Friday, A Friday, and today a Monday. where is the weekend?”

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Dear everybody and People from outer space. Something terrible horrible happened in out Town of Gokakakpapa. Someone stole our weekend . This Thursday I saw it dancing with Friday and on Friday I saw it getting ready to date Saturday. One moment it was there, why I even waved and smiled at it but today we got up and found a Big Blue Monday in the Town.

Mr.Herg from the farm said anything is possible now a days, Mrs. Hexel called for the top Voodoo officials and Tantrik Babas from faraway land to solve this end of the world problem. Every one seemed to know someone who knew how to solve this problem and in the mean time I tried to find out what could have happened to the weekend. It really could have been anything….

Spider thought weekend was a fly and caught it in its net

Cat thought it was a mouse and killed it as soon as they met

Dog thought it was a ghost and barked and chased it out of the town

Squirrels cracked it open cos they looked nutty and brown

Cows were hungry and thirsty, they grazed on it to keep their cool

And sheep’s, you never know what they can hide beneath all that wool

What if weekend went for a walk and took a wrong turn

Or went to a carnival stayed there forever to have all the fun

Today was supposed to be a weekend and I didn’t know what to do,

Saturday and Sunday didn’t show up and no one had a clue

That is when we heard about Wombats-

Wombats

experts in all kinds of combats,

They know how to win and change the glum 

with marshmallow’s, chocolates and wine gums.

They are wombats

They are wombats

your new age superman

They are clever

they are smart

they are fast

They always have a game plan

They are Wombats

And I knew Soma who knew Fraz The Funny Clever Wombat. The moment they heard about our problems they flew in the next second in their Chocomarshmellow Superduper trooper powered space ship and told us to take a chill with chocolate milkshake and before we knew Our weekend was restored back with all its zing.

Oh but what a shame, that our Weekend was under the huge pile of garbage lying all around in the city !! Poor poor Saturday and Sunday all stinky and dishevelled. Our superheroes Binky,Winky,Twink & Fraz re-charged and refreshed the weekends with chocotrooper superpower and even showed us how to keep the city clean.

They sang us this lovely song-

If you don’t keep your city clean

if you don’t take care of your Town

you drive away all the good vibes

and in stays quarrels and frowns

so pick up that wrapper and throw it in the bin

and next time you see a dirt

don’t wait for someone else to clean

clean you town

clean your town

polish it in and out

love your town

keep it clean

and hug the colour green

And in todays papers

The Times- Wombats , of course they did it..

The Guardian- With Wombats nothing is lombat, they do is fast, we hope the city learnt something

Daily Mirror- We Want Wombats to rule the world, we want world leaders to learn from them, hey Mr. President are you listening ?

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Have fun People and remember clean city happy city

and oh

TGWHW-( Thank God We Have Wombies)

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Bafflerom Trufflecom

In the town of shakeyobum

lives a very lazy man named Tom Tum.

Lazy lazy lazy he is from head to toe

Crazy Crazy this lazy man with no friend or foe

Not that he had a lazy Dad or Mom

or was hit by a lazy bomb

or was this lazy from day one

or has being playing lazy just for fun,

he once have a very active life style

would get up early, do yoga and run for miles

But one night he was tired and late to sleep

and next day irritated by the clock’s beep

he cursed and broke the alarm clock

and after that never got up

This Thanksgiving I went to his town

and asked everyone The Smiths,The fells and The Browns

and all those who once knew him well

Julie, Robbins, Gilbert, Tim and Bell

pointed at his house and said

look at that creepy house dirty yellow with a broken gate,

There lives our ex-friend The very lazy Tom

who wont move even if attacked by the devil Zomzom.

Thinklepom, Crazycrom, Pimplehom,Jabberbom

who is this devil Zomzom ?

What if Zomzom is a dinosaur, the most dangerous one at that

or cats with bad temper who treat every lazy guy like a fish or a rat

or a crocodile or an alligator or may be a bear who is also a vampire

or a dragon who drinks lazy shakes,spews venom and breathes fire

that will be so much fun don’t you think so

a lazy guy being chased by a zombie crow

Trickipom, Sobberchomp, Maniacom or Flabbernom

Zomzom is coming, let’s  pray for the poor lazy Tom

 STORY AND CARTOON-©  SOMKRITYA

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THE NEWS JUST IN

MY FRIEND STUART ART from Change Your Life  just reported-

Poor poor lazy Tom Tum,

was in the night bit by an IdleGlum.

It was not he that chose to slouch,

around his house and on the couch.

Twas the IdleGlum’s bite that made him that way,

and that’s why he’s lazy right up to this day.

Poor poor Tom Tum.

&

THEN THE ANGRY MAN SAID-

Fear not my love for poor Tom Tum.

His soul he gave to Idleglum.

So day by day his head would say,

“I think I’ll yet be lazy today”.

And if the time for work may come;

I’ll tell the truth of old Tom Tum.

He doesn’t cry and would not whine; just lays about

and plays about and prays while on his bum.

For Idle Tom; The Old Tom Tum  has seen the heart of Idleglum

and knows that though he would be free; and live a life of use;

He needn’t worry overmuch or fret about excuse;

For Idleglum when once he bites;

Sets no man free till death; his night.

October News Blues

As soon as October hit the town so did a Horrible terrible news. Someone was told by someone, who got this news from someone who was told by this someone that  3rd of October was going to be the scariest spookiest night

That was all that was said on the first of this month, some one tweeted, some re-tweeted, some blogged. some re-blogged and soon it became bigger than what was said in the beginning…..

By morning of 3rd October of it was end of the world news,

3oo demons who were aliens who were zombies

with venom of pit viper were going to attack the town

But Julien was angry not scared that day

she had just spent so much on her wedding gown!!

some took all that they could and hid under their bed,

some took refuge in their wine cellar and drank whole night.

( it was their tribute to their collection )

some drove as fast as they could to get out of the town and reach someplace safe, but landed up in jail for a night

( it is the safest place on earth, ask the Politicians)

some hid in the grave yard ( brilliant,

cos none of the 300 evil venom spewing monsters would have ever looked there)

some decided to stay in their cars, some on the roofs, some in the tree house

and some just ran and ran and ran till they could run no more (and broke all the world records)

Then there was this rock band which was not popular at all, they played their music on the street’s whole night

(The idea was to get famous like the musicians of Titanic)

This must be the reason why the town was spared that night, said someone later (some one is jealous of the band )

And then there was little Kipkomp who painted his mom’s favourite sheet black and wrapped around him to become invisible

(I am sure his mom got a bad heart burn that night

but it was last day on earth kind of situation so she kept mum)

3oo demons who were aliens who were zombies

with venom of pit viper were going to attack the town

some tried keeping calm and helping others

But the brave spent the night with cuss, fuss and frown

Everyone prayed and asked god to spare their lives in exchange for all the good they had done or thought and wished the scary things attacked someone else, like the politician they didn’t like  or the one who knew their secret or someone who they thought was not worthy of life at all.

[Angels were busy shredding wishes like these that night]

Anyways so nothing happened that night and morning of 4th everyone found out, it was all just a rumour. People made fun of each other and claimed they knew all about  it from the very beginning and were playing along to see how far others would go.

3oo demons who were aliens who were zombies

with venom of pit viper were going to attack the town

Jim was just pretending to be scared

But Mr X , oh he is such a clown!

So next day when the entire town was busy with doing nothing good, our Little Kipkomp was trembling with fear, for him the rumour had become truth and a scary thing was coming for her favourite sheet which was now painted black. He was praying with all he had for at least one alien attack.

( Please God help,how many times does a kid ask you for an alien or a monster attack

if you help me today I  promise I will listen to mom and not draw  on the walls)

Help!!!!

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I am so glad it turned out to be a rumour and everyone is safe .

BTW did you hear what they are saying about 6th of this month…All the spirits evil and bad…..

Kruso Kake Kife’s Pets

This is the story of Kruso Kake Kife

and about his amazingly fun filled fife,I mean life

Kruso  had a beautiful red tree house

he played there with a squirrel named Mouse

And a cat named Brittle Dog and a monkey named Toast

and his best friend in the world, a frog named Ghost

of course the cat was not happy with her name

to be called Brittle Dog was so embarrassing and lame

others made fun of her and asked her to woof every now and then

oh how she wished her name was Tibble,Apacha or Ren

but when Kruso brought a puppy home one night

and named him  Meow Shoe Might

Brittle Dog accepted her fate

and she knew it was anyways too late.

so now Kruso has a  Brittle Dog which doesn’t woof

and Meow Shoe Might which doesn’t meow or climb the roof

a monkey who doesn’t like to eat or being called a Toast

and a frog who croaks and jumps too much to be called a Ghost

but  the squirrel does behave like a mouse

and keeps stealing from Kruso’s house

if it was not for the squirrels…..

©Somkritya

[and oh while we are on this important topic i hope you know it is against law to be on a tree house or an elephant when you are going to name your pet.]