young college going girls can also benefit,….. well not as much as men of course.. You know men are men and girls……… well to get them married whatever helps!!
Am sorry but English guru is not for ladies cos your job is to cook and look good (will tell you how)and make your husband, in-laws and children happy.
OK now Ladies, darlings you have variety of products starting from super sauna belt and vibrating belt which will get you in shape in no time to creams which will get you a flat stomach and take care your thunder thighs all while you are cooking day and night like a maniac ………………….Why go for all this trouble!!!
SO that your husband takes notice of you….you fools!!!! that’s the reason why we all get married-pati ki sewa and his charan vandana.( translation—- to worship our husbands and treat them as gods)
Now how to converse in English since English guru is out-of-bounds for you and even if your husband does take notice of your sudden fair aura he ain’t taking you out without proper madam style english…. Fear not ma darlings -batata sky active English for your rescue:-)
Moral of the story If your husband ain’t taking you to the party then there are two reasons
You have to thank the TM guys they just know what a woman wants and needs… you get pearl and gold extracts for you face to look gora like firangis in just two weeks!!!
And their waxing cream transforms the beary you into silky cream smooth skinny you and all this while you are laughing your ass off( I don’t know but when you wax using T.M creams and strips something in it makes you grin and laugh)
[AND guys go for some other fairness cream cos all you get from telemarketing is English-speaking course which should be enough for you.
What more can the world want from you???]
Friends all the creams and solutions are straight from the Amazing Amazon… In fact every Indian should just buy a house next to or in front of the Great Amazon
and what ever come out of the jungle….they should just eat it or use it on body as pack or wax or…well don’t let it go. Straight from the nature you see ….
Achcha now that all of you have become all English-speaking dudes with gora slim wives or girlfriends now what???
Make friends and invite them… Watch TV with them (suggestion from YOURS OWN …..TM) and because now the new improved you has a bonny ass, you need inflatable sofa cum bed from , you got it TM, So that it doest hurt you bum..
What next..oh yes food,- well make salsa, dips, chutneys; pizza toppings from their multipurpose grinder…( all while wearing slimming belts and grinning..a bright fair future awaits you)
Hey told you they are the brainy lots so now that all of you are exactly how you are meant to be- all whiter than the zombies English-speaking with lots of friends hanging out at your place all the time; you are bound to get sick ….no not because of excessive partying but evils spells cast on you..yes more successful you are more spells will be cast on you!:-(
what do you do?
VOILAAAAAAAAAAAAAA………THE DAZALA EVIL EYE PENDANT You guys!!! Arey baba why worry when you have TM.. With this pendant you will not only ward off any untoward incident like buri nazar stuff but resemble a smiley emoticon forever.
you your evil neighbour
Hmm lets see how much your life has changed till now
a) You are James Bond
b) Your wife is Angelina Jolie in Sari cooks all the time and keeps grinning but speaks only when asked
c) You are getting promotions almost everyday
d) Your family, Friends,neighbours envy you and cast evil spells but you not only have a world-class protection but also successfully return back the spell with interest to the envious evil one.
Impressive haan..so kids what did we all learn. today…
Cats scratching, dog biting, crows attacking, neighbours spitting or looking at you with fake smiles and evil eyes, jealous boss, nagging and taunting spouse……..a life full of misery and tamasha
Worry not dear watch the amazing world of telemarketing the one stop solution for every thing.
Chalo baba my work here is done. Thank me when you get results till then bye.
Am going property hunting….Amazon of course
Wish you all a Happy fair/white English-speaking rocking life…