Life is full of breaking news.. in the television, on the roads, relationships, and …….
Do you have kids?? Well then you must know what breaking news
And of all the explanations ever given on the incidents kids can and will come up with the most ground breaking excuses for the ones they create.
This post is a dedication to those cute little pranksters –
This is channel AMADS (AFTER MOM AND DAD SLEEP)
And there is breaking news
That we are reporting live
This is going to break a lot of hearts
But the truth has to be told
Little Ben painted his little brother yellow and red
When he was sleeping in his cot last night
And this morning Ben was going to wipe his Brother’s face clean
Before mom and dad could see that
But got caught
And then one thing led to another
You know how parents have nose and sixth sense stronger than a wolf or a dog.
Crumbs of cake mom baked last night were found in Ben’s cupboard
And even when Ben told them it was eaten by a Tiger named Pine,
No one believed ( it’s a cruel world out there)
And they found the broom he broke last night( under his bed) fighting aliens
But they refused to believe it too
However there are reports some other kids (Ben’s friends) have seen aliens last night too!
They are all willing to testify!
And there were some paper planes in dads trash can which made dad pretty angry
Ben took it from his file but only to make them look better
According to our sources dad is jealous of Ben’s creativity
When asked how he could end up doing all that in one night Ben said it is his duty to protect his house and he was doing just that
As for the paint he said he wanted the aliens to be scared of his lil brother
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So they made Ben write which looks like an essay on
“Things I should never ever try”
The news just in-
Ben has broken all records by writing another “Things I should never ever try”
(Oh boy! When a kid writes apology for second time…)
But this time with his friends on their tree house
They all wanted to make the entire event flawless for next time
New resolutions passed/new treaties signed on the tree house-
1) Never eat cake in the cupboard eat it in the kitchen
2) Broken brooms/dusters should be thrown out of window
3) Any craft made from dads files should be thrown in the trash can outside
4) And baby brother’s face should not be painted in the night
There have been unconfirmed reports that when the kids came down after making such historic decisions they found nosey Sean Pentucky standing near the tree
And when he threatened them to disclose all the new secrets
He was told they knew who ate all the cookies in this house last week
And who put a frog in Melisa’s tiffin box..
That took care of the problem…..for now
What a historic day
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Also coming up after the break who killed Humpty Dumpty