How to write a nonsense poem

How to write a nonsense poem,

why that is very simple

prep time more cooking time less

just sit under an oak tree which gives five mangoes in a year

ask a wolf squirrel  to fly away to the gibberish land

and bring you some air

get some giberdiber ink from a cactus with marigold flowers from nearby

and you are all set to go

here is one i wrote after i followed every thing i just told

and oh don’t forget to sip on a lovely coffee

made specially from banana leafs

up in the mountains floating in the air

lived the fun loving monkey bears

they talked gibberish and sang nonsense

and used ‘ehoy’ in every sentence

how silly their elephant heads and nose like a pea

braving the thunder but scared of the fleas

up in that mountain lived a rabbit lion too

roared like a mosquito and ran like a dondoo

he ruled the monkey bears for thousand years

and then one day he just disappeared

what a relief ehoy- said one monkey bear

 ehoy he now rules the shark toys of black sea-said another loud and clear

 ehoy ehoy all of you -said the third monkey bear named slime,

let us fold the sea while there is still time

and ehoy let the rabbit lion be prisoner of waves and crave for lime

and so they did

Monkey bears now live on clouds of drun

with all the ehoy and fun

Rabbit lion is still trapped in the waves of black sea

and he is the one making the sea water taste so sweet

©Somkritya