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Kruso Kake Kife’s Pets

This is the story of Kruso Kake Kife
and about his amazingly fun filled fife,I mean life
Kruso  had a beautiful red tree house
he played there with a squirrel named Mouse
And a cat named Brittle Dog and a monkey named Toast
and his best friend in the world, a frog named Ghost
of course the cat was not happy with her name
to be called Brittle Dog was so embarrassing and lame
others made fun of her and asked her to woof every now and then
oh how she wished her name was Tibble,Apacha or Ren
but when Kruso brought a puppy home one night
and named him  Meow Shoe Might
Brittle Dog accepted her fate
and she knew it was anyways too late.
so now Kruso has a  Brittle Dog which doesn’t woof
and Meow Shoe Might which doesn’t meow or climb the roof
a monkey who doesn’t like to eat or being called a Toast
and a frog who croaks and jumps too much to be called a Ghost
but  the squirrel does behave like a mouse
and keeps stealing from Kruso’s house
if it was not for the squirrels…..
©Somkritya
[and oh while we are on this important topic i hope you know it is against law to be on a tree house or an elephant when you are going to name your pet.]
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About Soma Mukherjee

I often say things that put me in a jam, Jams go well with Buttered Toasts, Toasts are great hosts, Ghosts not so much, Although they can dance, Not all dancers are serial killers, Serial killers do not use Body bags that often, body bags aren't leak proof, Proof is in the Pudding.

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  1. ahhh…another brilliant one, Soma. Thank you so much for the smile this evening ~

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  2. I invite you to look at my new photo. I greet and wish you have a nice week!

    http://marciento.wordpress.com/2012/08/17/mazovian-scenery/

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  3. Great stuff and love the cartoon!

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  4. Again I awaken to my Soma and she assures me the day will be bright! I asked my beautiful Cleo (of loveliest Persian fame in her mind) if she would like my friend Soma to provide her a new name. She replied in purrfect pitch, nooooo thank you Cleo would do just fine but Soma could rename Beau the Singapore Boy instead.

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  5. You know Soma dear – you have the knack for coming up with completely fresh ways of looking at life and events and your character are so colourful.

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  6. You manage to make nonsense make perfect sense, and it turn out cute and fun, and super Soma Sweet. Love button. Hugs 🙂

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  7. Somaaaa, You simply superbly hilariously awesome 🙂 Whatte imagination I say!! I am so much in love with all your posts.. Way to go, girl!! 🙂

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  8. 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
    Loved the cartoon. For me they are the main attraction 🙂

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  9. You have such a wild imagination, Soma!

    If celebrities can give their children weird names, why can’t people do the same with their pets?

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  10. When you return to Planet Crazy, book passage for me too! Love your posts, Soma! 🙂

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  11. Let us humans all SHUT UP and BE STILL and learn from these wonderful creatures!

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  12. I agree- you can be the next Dr. Seuss Soma!! This was so witty and fun — and quirky… unique — I could go on and on. Maybe a children’s book in your future – hope so!! xo R

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  13. Makes me think of the man who had a dog with no name – “Why have your dog not a name” he was asked – “It never comes when I call anyway” he answered… 😉

    Loves your stories… 😉

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  14. Funny, cute, and enjoyable! I know someone who named their cat “cat”.
    Scott

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  15. he he he .. I will make sure of that ..
    but the thing is i dont like cats 😦

    so what do i have to do if i have to name a dog haan

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  16. Lady you have immense talent. The story is hilarious.
    Made my day and thank you.

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  17. Soma, you are truly a Dr. Seuss all over again! I’m serious! You have such a wonderful knack at story telling and now these stories you’ve delved into with humor and wackiness are simply enchanting and delightful! Every parent should be reading them to their little boys and girls! Sending smiles and lots of hugs your way, sista! xoxoxo 🙂

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  18. Piękna historia………………….wspamiałych dni,cudowne usmiechy dla twojej córeczki
    😉

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  19. Fun, fun, fun Soma dear, but I feel for poor ‘Brittle dog’ 😀

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  20. Love this and the look of your new site! Magnifique!

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  21. Nice images and again more fun and amusing story.
    I amuse meself to read your post.

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  22. Soma Star !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The moment i asked
    where the heck are those awesome stories YOU IZZZZZ HERE 🙂
    You come from another planet …….. and whatever that planet is ——- lemme know
    so i can meet you there …….
    LOVE THIS ONE
    Fulll on FUN 🙂
    write me on email when u have time ok ?
    i gotta tell u something and wanna ask u something 🙂
    xx
    love love
    word HUGS AND SUPPORT
    support bras ? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLL
    i am hyper already this morning
    YOUR STORY MADE ME HYPER 🙂
    thanks xoxoxoxoox 🙂
    love you soma star and The great reminder —- hmmmmmmm …… hint hint 🙂 xo
    !!!!!!!!! see you soon beauty xo
    Cat

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    • Its 9:30 am now and i have time..i know the time difference sucks..but i will be online for sometime now making worksheets for kids …ping me when you can 🙂
      or tell me when you have time,i will make time for you. 🙂

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      • awwwwww baby soma star xx how awesome u iz
        i fell asleep at 8pm last night – wonked out ……
        too much writing ? lol xx
        loves and i will write you xoxoxoxoxo

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  23. Every cat should be named Rex or Rover

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  24. Ha ha ha LOVE IT!!!! How do you come up with these sorts of greatness?!? Love

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