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In the town of shakeyobum

lives a very lazy man named Tom Tum.

Lazy lazy lazy he is from head to toe

Crazy Crazy this lazy man with no friend or foe

Not that he had a lazy Dad or Mom

or was hit by a lazy bomb

or was this lazy from day one

or has being playing lazy just for fun,

he once have a very active life style

would get up early, do yoga and run for miles

But one night he was tired and late to sleep

and next day irritated by the clock’s beep

he cursed and broke the alarm clock

and after that never got up

This Thanksgiving I went to his town

and asked everyone The Smiths,The fells and The Browns

and all those who once knew him well

Julie, Robbins, Gilbert, Tim and Bell

pointed at his house and said

look at that creepy house dirty yellow with a broken gate,

There lives our ex-friend The very lazy Tom

who wont move even if attacked by the devil Zomzom.

Thinklepom, Crazycrom, Pimplehom,Jabberbom

who is this devil Zomzom ?

What if Zomzom is a dinosaur, the most dangerous one at that

or cats with bad temper who treat every lazy guy like a fish or a rat

or a crocodile or an alligator or may be a bear who is also a vampire

or a dragon who drinks lazy shakes,spews venom and breathes fire

that will be so much fun don’t you think so

a lazy guy being chased by a zombie crow

Trickipom, Sobberchomp, Maniacom or Flabbernom

Zomzom is coming, let’s  pray for the poor lazy Tom

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THE NEWS JUST IN

MY FRIEND STUART ART from Change Your Life  just reported-

Poor poor lazy Tom Tum,

was in the night bit by an IdleGlum.

It was not he that chose to slouch,

around his house and on the couch.

Twas the IdleGlum’s bite that made him that way,

and that’s why he’s lazy right up to this day.

Poor poor Tom Tum.

&

THEN THE ANGRY MAN SAID-

Fear not my love for poor Tom Tum.

His soul he gave to Idleglum.

So day by day his head would say,

“I think I’ll yet be lazy today”.

And if the time for work may come;

I’ll tell the truth of old Tom Tum.

He doesn’t cry and would not whine; just lays about

and plays about and prays while on his bum.

For Idle Tom; The Old Tom Tum  has seen the heart of Idleglum

and knows that though he would be free; and live a life of use;

He needn’t worry overmuch or fret about excuse;

For Idleglum when once he bites;

Sets no man free till death; his night.