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Every time a politician makes a speech, a hyena dies laughing
laughter is contagious, isn’t it? you see someone laughing loud or uncontrollably for some time, you will start laughing or smiling too. This is what laughter yoga is based on too!!
 They say a good hearty laughter is good for health , but I have seen people getting scared of my laughing avatar , which may be because when I laugh I look like a witch with sinister plans bubbling in the cauldron of my head. 
Can’t blame the scared ones, for 99% of times it is some mischief brewing up  or already taken shape, which makes me break into long hearty spells of laughter. Got to admit I laugh a lot, so when I post LOL in any of your blog posts, I am actually laughing at that time, hey I can multitask!
hyenas, now why would you ask about them, how strange!!!……..oh sorry I started it.
so why does a hyena laugh, well there can be many reasons behind it.
like how they are not affected by the unreal hike in prices of commodities or never ever have to buy a house…
Do you know that the word hyena is derived from a Greek work hyaina which means pig!
Did anyone ever ask the pigs how they felt about this whole issue? No.  And this is why Hyenas roll with laughter even more.
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Then there is this whole origin confusion which is very hyena funny.
I mean at first no one knew what they were, including the hyenas. They had characteristics of the civet cat then they decided to be dog like then wolf like then cheetah like and now they are more of bear like..whoa this should have had the entire animal kingdom lolling for rest of the life time but i guess only crocodiles and hyenas found it funny and tortoise just hid it self into the shell.
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and if you don’t think these are reasons enough for a hyena to laugh wait till you know about their his and her thing!
The genitalia of male and female hyenas are strikingly similar in fact the other day a bull who couldn’t tell the difference ended up asking a male hyena for a date..
 The Male Hyena agreed and they are in a complicated relationship as per their Facebook status, but let’s keep it for another post.
I know why Female hyenas  laugh, they are bigger than the males and they have three times more testosterone, whooaaa super girls, yay
go FEMALE HYENAS 🙂
Hey who can tell me why do the giraffes have long neck?
I can I can
err you asked the question Monica
but I know the answer! It’s because when hyenas meet they greet each other with one leg up smelling each others private part which is very gross and this is the very reason why giraffes prayed to god for years to give them long neck and spare them all the ugliness….it is funny you know to meet like that…. yeah I am gross too. No I don’t smell people, I meant funny as in  ……never mind
Still worried that hyenas are not laughing for right reasons?
Did you know hyenas have the ability to digest the entire body of  their prey: bones, horns, hair, skin, even teeth. Zero wastage!! whoaa of course they have the last laugh and to help them ornate every occasion with laughter they have very big heart, literally, 10% of their body weight is heart so they can afford to have a real hearty laugh whenever they wish to!
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And last but not the least even God wanted Hyenas to laugh.
don’t agree!
well the Hyena babies are born with teeth!
see I told ya, this proves two things, God wants Hyenas to laugh and second he loves crocodiles.
Of course there are people who would say hyenas don’t laugh because they think something is funny. Why You Sheldon Coopers!

Anyways it turns out the “laughing” is actually a noise they make when they are excited or frightened.  Nervous laughter, now don’t we all know about them…
My dear friends now that you know all you ever wanted to know about hyenas you must be happy and all set to laugh for laughter doesn’t need no reason or season and let’s admit it’s always fun to scare people with loud prolonged laughter.
Have a great day and do not forget to watch the video.
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About Soma Mukherjee

I often say things that put me in a jam, Jams go well with Buttered Toasts, Toasts are great hosts, Ghosts not so much, Although they can dance, Not all dancers are serial killers, Serial killers do not use Body bags that often, body bags aren't leak proof, Proof is in the Pudding.

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  1. WordsFallFromMyEyes

    What a joyous post!! Love the saying about hyenas dying laughing. 🙂 You had me laughing all the way, Soma

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  2. Your laughter post is sure to generate tons of laughter. Well done!

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  3. I never knew hyenas were so interesting! And it’s good to laugh, especially at politics. It’s the only way to stay sane.

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  4. Love the humor. Keep it up. We live longer when we laugh.

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  5. Incidentally, I wanted to mention this copyright warning of yours – “Thou shall not copy or steal or will be made to write your own stuff in hell”

    Yup, that’ll scare the s*&^ out of thieving authors 🙂

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  6. Oh no, Hyena’s trapped in a cycle. Laughter, unending laughter. So much laughter they starve to death because politicians never stop talking loving the sound of their own voices so much…did you forget?

    Soma, once again you bring me to a stop with your wonderful awesomeness.

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  7. I don’t think the hyenas would digest the politician’s bones because the hyenas would stop eating …. assuming they started …. from the fowl stench and taste. Meanwhile, thanks for the laughs … and as an Italian American, the video made me laugh!

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  8. thespearking379

    What’s not to laugh about? 😉

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  9. Even hyenas don’t have the ability to digest politician. So they laugh on them. Very informative article about hyena. outcome of a lot of research. You make me laugh so loud, my neighbors were frightened of my hyenical laugh. Loved your post.

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  10. Absolutly such a great post… 🙂

    “I remain just one thing, and one thing only, and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician” (Charles Chaplin)

    “The difference between a politician and a statesman is that a politician thinks about the next election while the statesman think about the next generation” (Hillary Clinton)

    “Politicians tend only to like democracy when it is to their personal advantage” (Len Webster)

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  11. LOL! Or hehehehe, and hahahahaha!
    I absolutely went bonkers with laughter, reading this! Thank you, Soma!

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  12. Hey I love the Sheldon reference. Thank you for the info. I try to laugh on a daily bases. It helps me make it through the day. Corse I have fun on a daily bases when I can. Great post.

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  13. I wish instead of a hyena dying it should just eat the politician …win/win

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  14. Well we are heading for an election here in Australia so by the time all those speeches are rolled out the hyena will be a thing of the past – extinct. I love, love, love your blogs! It’s the kind of humour that appeals to me and it has that Indian flavour that makes it even better. Roll over Kushwant Singh. Hope I got the spelling right there. As for the Italian visit to Malta I’m sure my learning Hindi got me into just as much trouble back long ago when I did know some. LOL.

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    • wow now this is one heavy duty compliment, Thank you so much Ian
      here the Hyenas died and were reborn three hundred times and going to die again..it seems we are always voting cos of the instability
      ha ha i am sure you did better than the Italian 😆

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      • Well confusing people by asking them to sit on the window instead of the chair was a common failing for me, and getting my Hindi right and left mixed at times had the auto rickshaw wallahs going in circles a few times. LOL. Here’s something to make you smile. We all know what su su means in India, well, when I transferred base to Singapore I learned that su su in Indonesian means milk. For a while I was frightened that Indians were exporting the real stuff so needed to actually see what I was drinking before I felt comfortable. rotfl.

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  15. We need to save the hyenas – from all those politcians. Wait a minute, the politicians are the real scavengers. The more you vote for them, the more they laugh —– all the way to the bank.

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  16. “Every time a politician makes a speech, a hyena dies laughing”
    You should put that on signs and t-shirts. I think a lot of people would buy it!

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  17. Hyenas seem a lot cooler now. I’m all for a Hyena Kingdom or a utopian state with special status to Hyenas! 🙂 Jai Hyend! 🙂

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  18. Hyena laugh 🙂 🙂 🙂 I couldn’t stop laughing:)

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  19. Hyena’s laugh when they see a giraffe
    This is common too,
    But laughing at a politician’s speech
    Is left for me and you
    🙂

    That poor Italian guy in the video – nobody could understand what he actually wanted! Must have ruined his holiday.

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    • wow you rock what a fun poem, i wish i could laugh more at those leeches now a days they just leave us stunned, shocked and speechless with their some shrewd rest stupid speeches and behavior.

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  20. No wonder I never see a hyena…they are all dead

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