My 40th Very Happy Budday

once you turn 40 there is no going back.

So friends from India and Foreign today is a big day here. Here means My house not India, because India is my country but all Indians are Not my family. now you will say oh see this Indian see how she says like this and how bad but you tell me first one thing. You je  invite your family to your house on every occasion but do you invite everyone in your country in that? Haan no tell na, no na?

 then why finger pointing at me,… jotoshob ?

so it is my forrtieth Budday today, it is a big day and I am glad. no no not glad that I survived but because 40 is a great age . also I am glad I survived.

now I said the same when 30 cos one if I don’t you will say oh poor woman she is 30 she is sad because she is old now. and then some will say oh you are as old as your heart, which is very sad because my heart is older than me. see I explain, I eat all nonsense food then in the behind but now my brain starts working so I eat good food, but it is late so heart work extra so many years and age fast.

when I was kid I get lots of presents but today no present, why this because I also not give present to anyone na, so taking revenge from me, which is not what Gandhi ji told. I not give present because I forgot your birthday and also who send presents to far away friends like this spending so many money but you mostly foreigners friends and rich Indians should send me presents, like big rich ones.

also don’t send flowers and cards only because what I will do with cards and where I put all the flowers, now then I go to market to buy flower vase and spend on my birthday what is the point?

I forgot the second point of why 40 is great age is because my very good one friend tells me forty means you can freely flirt, and I ask him is that why you flirt with me all the time to which he says yes and now you should also.

also one of my friend says 40 means you don’t have to take care of your husband and kids, that is why she roam around freely which I cannot because it is summer here and roaming like her means getting all kala( dark) which is not good for Indians because we are already brown more means very bad.

see how unracist all this is, where as you are all racists thinking oh how she is so fair and all but I not thinking like that at all, I got married bas my work finished now I can look bad because who shall I look good for,. all girls should be fair and lovely till they get married after that what care share.

I feel bad today for not fair girls how they get married? very poor case and all Indian newspaper filled with wanted fair and beautiful girls how they get fair girls like this here. every one should marry white foreigner to get white children no?

India not racist we just worry about skin colour and language and caste and religion that is all

also we discriminate also on money so no racism

my one friend telled me I am forty I should behave like one, how to do so?

I never being 40 before and there are no tuition class also no one write article on women behaving on 40.

also one friend tells me now I can stop blur and Photoshop my picture, which I don’t like because in actual I don’t like my face that is why so much trouble download all free face beautifuler software!!!

now you may think oh how her friend’s are giving advices like that but don’t say that because you should not and why I say about your friend then?

I think I write my budday post very well and now sit in front of computer and refresh page for wishes and confirmation of gifts on their way. pls pay shipping and all extra changes

Thank you

my address’

5768Y

INDIA

also I am very proud, also I promise I learn to start exercise which is also very tough and there is no app

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                AND OH LOOK WHAT I GOT!!!

SO HAPPY, THANK YOU BINKY,WINKY,FRAZ AND TWINK

LOVE YOU WOMBIES MUUAH

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