Thomas Edison,Édouard-Léon Scott de Martinville and The Third Person

In a way this post is about the people who invented Phonograph but also not about them at all. If you know me you wont find this revelation strange, in fact you will be kind of expecting one very weird post.

In the beginning there were three people,that is how God had planned it..cos He knew  how fast two people can get bored with each other. So in the beginning it was Adam,Eve and the Third person. Centuries have passed and no one yet knows the name or gender or even religion of the third person. Some say he/she was the person who named the other two Adam and Eve.

You werent thinking one fine morning two people opened their eyes found them(without clothes) on earth are started calling each other Adam and Eve ..were you?

This third person

was it a he

or  she

or a Satan

born as human

or an alien

in human disguise

what was God’s plan

or was this hidden

even from Him

Nah of course He knew

but what was his/her name

and why the mystery

World leaders meet twice every year at the United Nations to solve this mystery( this also solves the puzzle why U.N is never able to prevent any war or crime …cos they have an age-old mystery to solve first) and every year the leaders come back without any answer to their nation and then to get over depression blame neighbouring countries and promote gender and religious divides..which kinda makes sense.

All this is true but you wont believe me. if you are nodding or laughing, let me tell you, this blog is about truth..in fact i will rename it the truth blog where only truth exists..only the true stories.

Like in one of my posts i wrote how i jumped from my 6th floor balcony one morning to save a monkey and landed up on quick sand.

You may ask why i thought the monkey needed  help but i would prefer to keep quite at this moment cos animals can’t talk and its our duty to understand their discomfort…anyways no further comment( all will be revealed in Oprah )

So i had monkey in one hand and a lotus on another( no comments) but i didn’t let either die or fall even though i knew the quick sand was gulping all of us fast .But in the end all three of us were safe and on 6th floor enjoying the rains( again no comments)

Getting back to the mystery of the third person,some say he/she was Gay. Now why would those people say so I have no idea. There are people who are god loving and god fearing and also respecting God  and doing everything right who will feel betrayed if this is how things started.

And also if god wanted us to be gay he would have built a …..you know a ..OK right now i am not able to think of anything but will be back soon on this matter with cure to Gayism, Autism, Womanism and also Oldism all of which are curses and weapons of mass destruction.

A Scientist when promised anonymity,told me in hush-hush tone that the answer lies in the poem “Mary had a little lamb“…

Now i may not have read Shakespeare a lot but i have read Mary had a little lamb and i have no idea what these people were trying to tell me in hush-hush tone ..is it a between the lines thing which i never get ?

Also  why did Edison sing this rhyme when he recorded  his first phonograph. And what is more interesting is The original 1877 recording was not saved and no longer exists.

some say the clue lies in the French folk song “Au Clair de la Lune” sung by  Édouard-Léon Scott de Martinville in 1857. But i can confirm there is no information in it.

Anyways listen to the video clip and try to decode it and if you find anything do let me know cos a lot depends on this.

well i hope i have been a great help and the pieces of informations on this blog will one day open portals to new somethings which will be very important to atleast some one.

oh and By the way if i had that chance of recording my voice in the phonogram,

 i would have said-

‘Big Z, little Z, what begins with Z?

I do.

I’m a zizzer zazzer zuzz, as you can plainly see.’

~ ( Dr.Seuss)

What about you ?

Boink-Ouch-Aha-Gravity

It’s a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they’d just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. ~Steven Wright

Most of us have studied law of gravitation by Newton when we were kids..those who haven’t are the blessed and the chosen ones.

Those who have ..have you ever wondered where was Newton when he discovered Gravity…some say he saw an apple fall while sipping some tea and some say an apple fell on his head and had an aha  moment….. but  whose orchard or garden was it.( not Newtons i know that for sure)

what happened to  the person whose apple orchard it actually was? what was Newton doing sitting there?

( Physics would have been much easier if it was a tree not apple that fell on newton that day)

anyways so the owner of the orchard, did he kick his butt for not thinking of gravity first, clearly he must have seen at least one apple fall even if  he had all the servants in the world ..

It was his apple tree

newton said gravity

he remembered saying Bumpity

which every one ignored

 Oh how naive and how late was he

the owner then kicked his own butt

(did he divorce his wife for not chatting with Newton enough and distract him with her ususal bibble babble)

it was his apple tree

 newton said gravity

his wife who loved dominating others

how could she let newton have his way with it

Bumpity wilted in the scorching heat of indifference

Oh how naive and how late was he

the owner then kicked his butt

and  divorced his wife

(did he fire his butler for not attending to the guest properly and leaving him all by himself  to use his brain when it was clearly not needed in an orchard)

after all it was his apple tree

 where Newton said gravity

his butler who was always standing on his head

showing off his impeccable manners

was no where to be seen

when Gravity kicked Bumpity out

how naive and how late was he

the owner then kicked his butt

divorced his wife

and fired his butler

(did he shoot his gardener, after all he was paid a large sum for taking care of the trees and to see no one ever thinks physics in those orchards and he just let a man sit and earn fame from an apple that fell down.)

as i said earlier it was his apple tree

and the gardener this time didn’t just steal some apples

like he always did

this was murdering ruthlessly

what was clearly his thought

Bumpity killed by the bully Gravity

oh how naive and how late was he

the owner then kicked his butt

divorced his wife

fired his butler

and shot his gardener

(did he fight the police when they handcuffed him and took him to prison, was he ever given a fair trial now that newton knew who he was,did he hire the best lawyer)

Every lawyer laughed

at the very mention of bumpity

he did every thing he could

 but he was so late

did break law too

didn’t he

was screaming

all the way to prison.

His epitaph reads

“I said Bumpity and that apple was mine”

it was his apple tree

newton said gravity….

bumpity would have been a cool physics word

oh the poor guy

Anyways so Moral of the story-Take care of your orchards,Gardens,House, Blogs, cos you never know when your ‘Bumpity’ will become someone Else’s ‘Gravity’.

Have a great day and watch your back,butler,spouse and gardener and shoot anyone sitting under your tree.