The sloth chronicle-What is your SQ

“Weave some silly fun put it in the world and make it smile as often as you can.”

I am starting this new series..it is going to be about every thing you have ever wanted to know about sloths,for those who just cannot have enough of this brainy species.

I will keep updating about them once in a month or may be once in two or three months, can’t commit( sloths don’t)

Let me kick-start this series with little more about me ( Got a sloth award)

 

I had several chores to attend to,write a lot of notes,make beds,run to the grocery store nearby

buy vegetables and things my house needs,do this and that and burn some fat.

I smiled at all of them and said no thanks will see ya later.

Made myself a great breakfast and enjoyed it with some good music. watched some re runs,and was about to get up when a cute lil meow decided to drop in for a word. She was a diva but then so am I! So we both gave each other a care two hoots about you diva look for  few seconds before I blinked…damn I lost

she smiled and said she will come back( of course in her language which was …well…meow)

Time to go and make amends with house work but not before some deep breaths absorbing warmth ,gave sun a lazy smile

ah the chores I thought,now I am ready, lets jive

and the day was over in no time………..ya right

Me being me, stopped to look myself in mirror..you cannot do work unless you have that diva look..even when doing laundry..its like I am always shooting for some commercial…you never know guys!!!!

what if you die go up there and they have made some CD of your life and its being watched by an expert  panel  before judging..I mean the kind of goof ups we all do all the time that too not looking great…whoa…am not taking any Chance. I don’t want to look like my pic in driving licence or passport anymore .. a drug addict  +thief caught in act….in short a kind of person who looks like mug shot of every criminal Interpol is searching for.

Anyways so after giving my self that OMG I am so hot look in the mirror  was just about to attack the laundry when my neighbour rescued me by interfering and  updating me on my neighbour hood events

yup that is more important so half an hour and 200 gossips later I thought laundry here I come (Oh how lucky were the early guys wearing leaves ..wear and dump) and then decided against it again….

Today I just wanted to be a sloth and I asked my self what would a sloth do..and pat came the reply..blog..of course I should blog about this hugely important phase of my life

what do you guys do when you encounter such day do you sit and let yourself be a sloth

You : hey boss I ain’t coming for work today , its sloth day

your boss: you lucky you go enjoy

Or do you kill that urge and go to work.

you: sir today was a sloth day but I came to work

your boss:what! are you mad?go home!!!

So there is no story or poem…I am a sloth enjoying my sloth day today

oh by the way if you want to celebrate a sloth day there is a ritual

Sit on the most comfortable couch,legs up on table nearby and chant

Now the great sloth quiz. Check you SQ( sloth quotient)

Q1 How often do you give in to your sloth urges

a)once or twice a  month

b)once or twice every week

c) few hours every day

Q2 You have an important meeting

a) you go to the office and attend meeting half heartedly

b) you go to office but come back after making some excuse

c) you sleep it off

Q3  You look at the laundry basket which is threatening to explode

a) you decide to do it later that day

b) you decide to do it next day

c) you laugh and show your middle finger to the basket

Q4 You have a party to attend

a)you smell all the party wear in the laundry basket and decide to buy one

b) you smell all the clothes in the laundry basket and wash the one you want to wear that night

c) you smell all the clothes and pick up the one which smells the  least and wear it with loads of perfume

RESULT-

Mostly a- darling oh poor darling

Mostly b– Aww you are so sweet, almost there

Mostly c– Yay( applause and drum roll) clear winner hugs bro/sis

I hope you all have immensely enjoyed this post

have a great day all of you while I sit and do nothing till its bed time 🙂