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not fonda anaconda

I don’t hate all snakes,  just Squeezy The Anaconda
what a glutton,gulping down in pounda
turtles, deers, whatever it can catch and subdue
and when asked to show how it hunts or give a clue
It smirked and said I can but I wondya
what a snob, the slither I am no more fonda.
©Somkritya
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About Soma Mukherjee

I often say things that put me in a jam, Jams go well with Buttered Toasts, Toasts are great hosts, Ghosts not so much, Although they can dance, Not all dancers are serial killers, Serial killers do not use Body bags that often, body bags aren't leak proof, Proof is in the Pudding.

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  1. Thanks for the attendance
    love of greetings from us.
    Wolfgang

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  2. Hiiiiiilarious! You’re too much, and I love that!

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  3. WORD HUG !
    I MISSED YOU LIKE CRAZY

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  4. I wonder what Jane would have to say about this….

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  5. Agree with Boomie! I laughed when I read that line too. You only get better, Soma! What a delightful post! You really must write a book! 🙂

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  6. Soma, this is great for adding smiles to my weekend! However, I have to admit I’m not fonda anacondas or any snakes and arachnids, for that matter! But, I will always think positive! 🙂 Love and hugs to you and have a happy weekend full of “human” hugs! xoxo

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  7. Brrr..I am freaking out at the very thought of a conda-hug! 😀

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  8. I have an eerie feeling regarding snakes..:( Slimy…:(
    But this post made me smile…like all your other posts! 🙂

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  9. A lot of people writing about snakes right now. Hm. Something in the ether…

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  10. Now there is nothing wrong with a bit of a squeeze but hey
    those snakes can really hug the parts that other snakes cannot
    reach so be careful the next time you try it okay? 🙂 😉 lol

    Great Artwork and funny too, yes I like it Soma 🙂

    Androgoth XXx

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  11. Love to smile when I visit you. Positive smiles……did I tell you once a boa constrictor got caught in my belt loops. I was in 7th grade, about 12 years old, and the snake was in the science class — a guest speaker. We all got to hold the snake, and it liked me so, it wrapped around my entire waist. And it got stuck!! I had to go to the bathroom and give the guest speaker my pants to take home! Yes….this is my life, Soma…..such an odd one, indeed. Hugs and love to you clever, clever lady.

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  12. Soma, I’m really scared of insects and snakes!
    After reading this I just recalled the film Anaconda and imagined myself in the firm grip of a large, shiny, slithery snake with a box popping out of my head saying “Manu! Calm down and think positive!”… It gave me the shivers! Hooooooo!
    🙂 🙂 🙂 😉 🙂
    Nice post and I’m loving your cartoons more and more every time.

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  13. I hear the Boas are in league with the Anacondas and are trying to squeeze out everyone else.

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  14. “Think positive” is alway the best for oneself whatever it may look dark – in dark we uften not find a way out of the dark – by thinking positive there may be some light… 😉

    Alway looks on the bright side of life… 😉

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  15. What is that anaconda wrapped itself around your fonda desert just as you were about to take the first delectable nibble?

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  16. “Think positive” is great advice Soma 😆

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  17. Fun post Soma! Think Positive indeed! Luckily, I don’t think there are any anacondas in this part of the world, so that makes thinking positive slightly easier around here! 😉

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  18. I laughed out loud, very funny and too cute! Thanks for the smiles, Soma!
    xo
    Celeste

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  19. I hope it gives enough time to enjoy when it is hugging someone .. usually the hug is only from the conda’s side the poor thing that is getting hugged is actually seeing life go away 🙂

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  20. I smile…..vey nice day Soma
    😉

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  21. Thanks for another good smile. 🙂
    Scott

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  22. When hugged by a conda think positive. Love it, Soma 🙂 How many times have i said it? Only you… Date: Tue, 21 Aug 2012 12:49:23 +0000 To: kathrynmartins@hotmail.com

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  23. Think positive is right!
    I wrote about snakes, but had such a hard time with the video, I am waiting until tomorrow to blog it… I was gulped….

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  24. Wonderful poetry! Wonderful blog!
    I laughed heartly, while I was reading.
    Yoa are great!

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  25. oooo – I don’ think I’d like Squeezy either Soma!! He gulps down deer?? Yikes — and with an attitude too??

    This is so great — keep that snake away – me no fonda either!!! … don’t think positive thinking will do the trick with this one!! 🙂 Much Love to you, Robyn

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  26. Just don’t breath out…they tend to squeeze tighter

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  27. I hate all the snakes except Anaconda, he’s Squeezes his prey as per his size that is justified, he is not like the other pocket-sized venomous snakes 😛

    Anyways, I’ve nominated you for the Super Sweet Blogging Award.
    I don’t know if you accept any such awards or not… felt
    like nominating you, so I did it.

    Here is the link: http://ramudas.wordpress.com/2012/08/20/now-that-im-super-sweet/

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  28. OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”Think positive ”
    did i just read a snake say that …..lololol
    Soma Star ……….
    You are Too smart for this world ……..
    I just emailed you – like just now xx
    i don’t like snakes
    they freak me out !
    all of them
    even the tiny ones …………..
    You are brilliant 🙂
    WORD HUG OF THE DAY

    BRILLIANCE SHINES WHEN YOU USE YOUR KID MIND XOXOXOXO C

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    • Oh yes the snake said so..yikes..hey i just got your mail
      love it when you send me those lovely mails…
      muah
      hugs n love 🙂

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      • HAHAHAHAH 🙂
        the snakes open the mail ??????
        can You imagine ?????? LOL
        Imagine them trying to send like regular mail with envelopes – They would have a hard time with sealing the envelopes !!!!!!! LOL
        Love you
        i am all for a zebra tattoo
        but definitely not an anaconda one 🙂 lolxxx

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        • and ps ————- Positive snakes ? lol 🙂
          they are coming to get my computer now to help me with some software stuff
          But – when it comes back …………. SOMA STAR PART 3 —————– is going Up ………..
          have a fab rest of the day – is it day over there ? geesh gimme the time lady xx
          love and huggggggggs xo

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  29. Wonderful, Soma, But they are so sweet , have smiling face.

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  30. Terrific! There was just a news item last week about a record setting Python found in Florida with 87 eggs! Ewww. As long as they stay in their place and I stay in mine, its all good.

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    • oh i hate snakes..well it is fear , whenever i see documentaries about snakes i cross countries with deadliest snakes..i have no place to live..help!!

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      • They creep me out. Fortunately most of the snakes where I live are harmless enough. There are a couple poisonous ones, though I haven’t come across them yet. I’ll say it again for both of us, EWWW!

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  31. A copperhead
    will make you dead

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  32. Ha ha “when hugged by a condo think positive” love this Soma

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